[04:11] *** AusStriker was kicked by VeL_VeT (VeL_VeT) :-)

[02:43] <AusStriker> ooo i gotta find meh stubby holder
[02:43] <CJs_angel> try a pair of tweezers

[02:38] <VeL_VeT> John Holmes? is that a poet or something

[06:54] <LatinoMale27> good for you
[06:54] <WooleySox> yeah i figurd you for a top ;P
[06:54] <|Gort|> passes out the extra small condoms
[06:54] <^ScooteR^> muahahahahaha

[23:33] <RoyalBrat> mind u he got all the girls asking him if he was soft so they could sit on him cause of his last name

[04:49] <VeL_VeT> that bot was tiring me out:)
[04:49] <Gracy9> I read brownie pants
[04:49] <CJ> lOL
[04:50] *** ^BadDog^ sets mode: +l 55
[04:50] <VeL_VeT> brownie pants???ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[03:35] <VeL_VeT> how many more hours, mins. / sexs of typing do you think I need to make to beat BeginBot? :)
[03:35] <Spook^> i'll be next lol
[03:35] <VeL_VeT> grrrrrrrrr, that would be SECS people, get your minds outta the gutter :P
[03:35] <CJ> well bottie never had sex yet

[03:46] <BeginBot> Save a channel op, ride a bot ;-D

[13:00] <WooleySox> LOL hey i've been gotten too many times. its your turn ;P

 

 

 

<Tazzy2> the one on top of your shoulders.. silly @$$

<Spook^> dry nad cold makes me hibernate    lol

<USARDrill> lmao

<WooleySox> lol dry nads cold?

* USARDrill blinks and grabs a quote

<WooleySox> brrr ;P give me shivers just thinking it

<AusStriker> yea it is princessinnocent my hairy bum

<clonemast> AusStriker, I like pro wrestling
<CJ> oh i bet yew dooooo
<clonemast> I came here just to tell you I like pro wrestling.
* ^BadDog^ sets mode: +l 59
* AusStriker runs around the floor knocks over clonemast gets onto the rope and jumps on clonemast to knock him out
<AusStriker> 1
<AusStriker> 2
<AusStriker> 3
<AusStriker> YOUR OUT
<|Gort|> gives clonemast a wedgie
<DAHwoman> lol
<sweetgummy> hello guys
<AusStriker> AusStriker WINS THE WWC CHAMPION SHIP AGAIN

<bucky-katt> now lick Laurie
<bucky-katt> kick!!!!!!!!!
<bucky-katt> dangit these keys are too close together
Laurie> say what?!?!
Laurie not so kindly tells everyone that there will be no licking.
<Laurie> Next person that msg's me goes flyin.
* RacerX types /msg
<bucky-katt> ./msg laurie lick?
* bucky-katt ducks
<Laurie> lol no no no!


* Laurie shoves bucky-katt in the toolbox
* bucky-katt can polish his tools now
<gervy> but Laurie he promised to help me clean house tomorrow please let him out
bucky-katt polishes his halo some more
<Laurie> After he's done polishin his tools


* Jane3 plugs in the lights and turns Laurie on
<Laurie> lol Jane3, umm....thanks!
<Jane3> uh.. wait..
<Jane3> umm.
<Laurie> We got bucky-katt tellin ppl to lick me, then he wants to polish his tool and I apparently turn Jane3 on.
<Laurie> What a night!

[04:18] *** VeryBigDicccck was kicked by yoko (bye shorty)

[02:49] <VeL_VeT> women NEVER get mad guys, they just get EVEN :P
[02:49] <^BadDog^> hiss
[02:49] <yoko> izzat so??
[02:49] <VeL_VeT> tits so! :)
[02:49] <VeL_VeT> grrrrrrrrrr, tis too

<VeL_VeT> lol gonna be LONG night DAH, it's BIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)

<bucky-katt> dong?
<gervy> rofl don't ask bucky-katt
<GrouchoMarx> well ... the closest thing to shite lightning in taste (to me) is saki
* GrouchoMarx was kicked by |Gort| ( Silly wabbit, bad words are for lame AOL chat rooms THWAP THWAP )



<VeL_VeT> and I've made it over 24 hours without being booted on a first come back in awhile, NOT bad at all CJ? I'm getting so gooooooooooooood :)


* AlwaysBelieve sits next to Gracy9 & shaves her hairy ears
<VeL_VeT> how come everyone is always shaving Gracy's ears? I didn't know they were hairy? :)
<AlwaysBelieve> Yeah after i shaved, thanx for the appreciation
<VeL_VeT> even still better to *pluck* them out one at a time, like a mans chest! :))
*** ^BadDog^ sets mode: +l 47
<CJ> ouch vel
<yoko> ouch!
<Gracy9> :(((
<CJ> like to give the guys pain eh
<CJ> :P
<VeL_VeT> just don't get it near your butt and wax it together!!! :)
<CJ> opens up the web page editor ..
<yoko> oh geeeze.. tmi.
* AlwaysBelieve hands Gracy9 another ciggie
* flash^ is grey so the do not show :)
<VeL_VeT> lol nah, it's all a front, I'm such a sap in real life:)
<Gracy9> :((
<CJ> wax your butt together? err now theres a vision ...
<CJ> calls Roto Rooter




<Jetfire2U> can you come here without an isp

 

<AlwaysBelieve> wb bucky-katt

<bucky-katt> hmmmmm batteries didnt last very long this time

<Elmofreak> coffee is yucky

<Laurie> Coffee is a gawd send.

<bucky-katt> i like kahlua

<Elmofreak> bucky-katt? if i said that .. everyone should be worried

<bucky-katt> rotflmao Elmofreak!

<gervy> must be all that weed you smoked last nite

<gervy> geez my family is fussing at me for saying that

 

<stinkerbelle> turn off the power to it ... and clean the socket where the bulb goes .. might have had grease in it
* Tazzy2 sits back & watches the channel
<Laurie> Yer kidding me right stinkerbelle?
<Laurie> ME? Clean the socket?
<TheBlackPanther> lol
<Laurie> Even if I unplugged the damn thing I'd get a charge.
<stinkerbelle> paper towel works
<stinkerbelle> lmao
<Laurie> oh lord
<Laurie> I broke it!
<stinkerbelle> well we don't want crispy fried Laurie
<TheBlackPanther> laurie's blonde, memba
<DAHwoman> lol Laurie thats why the power has to be off
<stinkerbelle> hehe
<Nas> same here DAHwoman , thank you.
<DAHwoman> wel us girlz dont.. but the guys.. ahh maybe
<canadianprincess> look at the switch box and see if u blew the breaker
* Tazzy2 watches Laurie stick her fingers in the hole.. lol
<Laurie> good gawd Tazzy2, that opened the conversation to a different directon
<stinkerbelle> lol tazzy
<stinkerbelle> rofl
<Laurie> Yer spose to feel my pain here *thwap*
<TheBlackPanther> lol
* stinkerbelle gets thwaped
<Brekka> lol
* stinkerbelle grins wickedly
* Brekka ducks alot of swingin goin on all of a sudden
<Laurie> I honest to gawd broke it.
<stinkerbelle> speaking of dinner .. I need to put my pot roast in the slow cooker
* Laurie stays out of the kitchen.
* stinkerbelle waddles off giggling and saying ... don't give Laurie a lightbulb
<Laurie> I feel like a clutz!
<Tazzy2> uumm Laurie y ou borked it??
* Laurie pinches stinkerbelle!
<Tazzy2> now how is bad
<Laurie> shhhh
<Tazzy2> who is bad
<Laurie> No one noticed, shhhhh!
<stinkerbelle> owwww
<stinkerbelle> lol

<ge> help lebanon
<`mick> try /j #lebanon
<`mick> ge or /list leb
<ge> u didn't understand
<ge> lebanon
<ge> is a country
<ge> who is in war
<`mick> ge what about it .. carnt help mate im in oz .. just catch the bombs

[07:56] <BadBoy1> how girl like sex?
[07:57] <Ausstriker> not in her BadBoy1
[07:57] <Ausstriker> *here
[07:57] <Bubba> hehe
[07:58] <Tazzy2> OMG.. now that is a typo that should go to channel quotes
[07:58] <Ausstriker>

 

[02:31] <Deedsy> LMAO
[02:31] <Angelnz> !CJ mattel-it_vibrates_like_real.wav
[02:32] <Angelnz> ii need that i think
[02:32] <Deedsy> lol Angelnz... try Adult_Toys_R_Us ;)

[21:25] <Deedsy> sorry about that folks
[21:25] <Tazzy2> wb Deedsy you ok?
[21:25] <Deedsy> had a major malfunction
[21:26] <Tazzy2> was wondering
[21:26] <Deedsy> yeah it seems ok now
[21:26] <Naya> pardon?
[21:26] <Deedsy> backspace made my cursor go forward and space bar made it go back, but i couldn't get it back to the home position
[21:26] <Tazzy2> hhrrmm wierd
[21:26] <Dragon^Tears> ouch Deedsy
[21:27] <Deedsy> LOL i dunno if i did anything, but it was screwy
[21:27] <Tazzy2> your puter had 1 too many drinks I finks
[21:28] <Deedsy> lol or not enough ;P
[21:28] <Tazzy2> lol
[21:28] *** ^BadDog^ sets mode: +l 43
[21:28] <Tazzy2> sumfin like that
[21:28] <Naya> lol
[21:28] <Deedsy> and I know it was not a case of boobs on the keyboard hitting the space either
[21:29] <Guest80060> whait is lol?
[21:29] <Deedsy> crap.. I meant that for krispy
[21:29] <TheBlackPanther> haha
[21:29] <Deedsy> [Guest80060] LOL = laughing out loud
[21:29] <TheBlackPanther> it was funny tho
[21:30] <Tazzy2> lololollll Deedsy oh good one... channel quotes
[21:30] <TheBlackPanther> yeah
[21:30] <BeginBot>  Channel quotes!!!!!    Did YOU make the channel quotes this week? http://www.dalnetbeginner.com and click on Channel Quotes
[21:30] <Naya> OMG lmao
[21:30] <TheBlackPanther> haha
[21:30] <Deedsy> noo noooo no quotes... i've met my yearly quota already
[21:30] *** ^BadDog^ sets mode: +l 45
[21:30] <TheBlackPanther> werz cj...
[21:31] <Deedsy> oh great i meant boobs and the weirdos start pming

 

[22:35] * bucky-katt jumps into Dragon^Tears's lap
[22:35] *** BeginBot sets mode: -b *!*@*.HINET-IP.hinet.net
[22:35] <Dragon^Tears> uhoh
[22:35] <Dragon^Tears> what do i do now gervy?
[22:35] <bucky-katt> i was table dancing earlier Dragon^Tears and you werent here to put dollar bills into my g-string
[22:35] <gervy> Dragon^Tears pull his back hair ... he'll move
[22:36] <Dragon^Tears> omg
[22:36] <bucky-katt> what hair?
[22:36] <Dragon^Tears> thot he was bald now
[22:36] <bucky-katt> ohhhhhhh pull my back hair, not pull back my hair
[22:36] <gervy> rofl i said BACK hair
[22:36] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Cluehammer
[22:36] <Dragon^Tears> yeah that too
[22:36] <Naya> eeeewwwwww
[22:36] <bucky-katt> i have more hair on my butt than my back
[22:36] <Dragon^Tears> ewwwwwwwwww
[22:36] <Dragon^Tears> TMI
[22:36] <bucky-katt> hee hee hee
[22:36] <Naya> ok where's the bleach, I need to scrub my eyes
[22:36] * bucky-katt dont worry about cold toilet seats

[11:23] <[GwEZ]> heyaaaaaaaa .....all
[11:23] <[GwEZ]> aaaaaaaaaaaa
[11:23] <@bucky-katt> [GwEZ] please stop with the excessive letters
[11:23] <@bucky-katt> i am NOT in the mood tonight
[11:24] <Tazzy2> sorry gervy you are outta luck tonight.. bucky-katt is not
in the mood
[11:24] <@gervy> no comment lol
[11:24] <Tazzy2> lolol
[11:24] <@bucky-katt> anyone have some viagra?

[02:28] <lexxer> hmmm welsh guy and a kiwi in the channel and it's the aussie that's hiding the sheep - turn up for the books :)

[02:12] <Deedsy> we always get around to food, at some point lol
[02:13] *** ^BadDog^ sets mode: +l 77
[02:13] *lexxer* :D
[02:13] <terrible_chater> It makes me hungry
[02:13] <Deedsy> food ruins my appetite
[02:13] * Koalagrrl nods seems to be 3 main subjects of irc...food technology and S*x
[02:13] <terrible_chater> :>
[02:14] <lexxer> apart from getting the order wrong I agree with koala lol
[02:14] * Deedsy hides the last topic in CJ's top drawer
[02:14] <Angelnz> lol
[02:14] <Koalagrrl> wo
[02:14] <terrible_chater> lol?
[02:14] <lexxer> deedsy - that's the last place to put it if you want it hidden - put it on his desk - in 5 minutes it'll be buried 10 deep :)

[22:49] * @Deedsy nails rohiar
[22:49] <@Deedsy> feet to the floor
[22:49] <@Deedsy> damn enter key

[22:49] <Naya> kinky
[22:49] * Naya emails CJ again
[22:49] <@Deedsy> no!
[22:49] <@Deedsy> lol
[22:50] * @Deedsy closes krish's email
[22:50] <Naya> too laaaaate
 

[05:35] <Naya> CJ is a very sexy lady. msg her for a good time      NOT!  -- webmaster

[05:35] <lexxer> lol naya - for a really good time get her to take her teeth out :P
[05:35] <CJ> oh my LOL
[05:35] <Naya> oh my

[05:38] <lexxer> cj - you really need nayas previous quote for that to make sense
[05:39] *** ^BadDog^ sets mode: +l 79
[05:39] <CJ> hey I saw that now
[05:39] <lexxer> roflmao
[05:39] <CJ> I had to explain one time already I'm not pam anderson heheh

<CJ> bloody bot was hung
<Deedsy> braggart
<CJ> had to make it go away lol'
<SrWolf>
<CJ> hung UP
<CJ> arrgh
<Deedsy> oooh
<Deedsy> nm
<Deedsy> *giggle* was gonna ask if the bot got those spam emails about a size increase

[07:35] <Naya> I demand pics

[07:35] <@Laurie> I have 2 pics on this PC so far, rest are on the camera.
[07:36] <@Laurie> gimme yer email again.

[07:36] <@Laurie> It's off.

[07:37] <@Laurie> er, tits off twice now
[07:37] <@Garren> lol
[07:37] <Naya> LMAO

[07:38] <@Laurie> oh for hell's sake....I'm sorry!
[07:38] <@Garren> haha

 

... now, I want wings from Hooters ..... -- webmaster

* CJ was kicked by Cluehammer (flood)

<@SrWolf> lol

<@rowdie> roflmao!!!!!!!!!

* CJ (CJ@staff.dalnet) has joined #beginner

* ChanServ sets mode: +o CJ

<@SrWolf> lol

<@SrWolf> Jim's bots gonna die

<@AusStriker> lol

<@CJ>  ......... ______

<@CJ> ....._____//____Ø__\\______

<@CJ>  --- -----LAMER-PATROL----<

<@CJ>   `----(@)===========(@) You're Busted Cluehammer

* Cluehammer was kicked by CJ (CJ)

* Cluehammer (~bbust@82-40-80-53.cable.ubr01.cast.blueyonder.co.uk) has

joined #beginner

* ChanServ sets mode: +o Cluehammer

<@AusStriker> lol

* Cluehammer was kicked by CJ (CJ)

* Cluehammer (~bbust@82-40-80-53.cable.ubr01.cast.blueyonder.co.uk) has

joined #beginner

* ChanServ sets mode: +o Cluehammer

<@AusStriker> lol

<@Jane3> bots are turnin on us!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[02:45] <bonster> if youcome over tonight AusStriker -- you can drive it, lol
[02:45] <Jane3> clean yer halo while yer at it
[02:45] <AusStriker> is it good at doing burnouts?
[02:45] <bonster> i'll even let you polish the shifter
[02:45] <Jane3> if ya can find it
[02:45] <SrWolf> aint sayin nuttin

[02:28] <bonster> a rat's fart would wake me
[02:28] <bonster> lol

[02:00] <mammie> grumble groan go back to sleep doggie style i must say

[02:01] <mammie> richard or izzie you behave
[02:01] <DAHwoman> uh huh!
[02:01] * DAHwoman is glad she didnt have a mouth full of anything
[02:01] <DAHwoman> it woulda spewed
[02:01] <CJ--Maybe> LOL

[01:10] <bonster> men will put their mouths up to just about anything mammie
[01:10] <bonster> rofl
[01:10] <CJ--Maybe> hate it when I have to keep a phone with me
[01:10] <CJ--Maybe> omg channel quote
[01:10] <Richard_Cranium> the disgusting part was him using his tie to dry it

<WooleySox> I only got it because one of my ops and good friend works at the Company. so when i got laid he reccommended me when they needed temp help

[04:10] <USARDrill> I am just gonna be a slut I think lmao
[04:10] *** USARDrill was kicked by ^BadDog^ (Silly wabbit, bad words are for AOL THWAP THWAP)

04:10] <USARDrill> LOL
[04:11] <Deedsy> *giggle*
[04:11] * USARDrill behaves now
[04:11] <Deedsy> *spank*
[04:11] <Naya> LOL
[04:11] <USARDrill> rofl
[04:11] *** ^BadDog^ sets mode: +b *!*@*.MY-Rindu.net
[04:11] *** puter1il^ilin was kicked by ^BadDog^ (Banned: spam, drones, you name it)
[04:11] <CJ> yew a-n-i-m-al
[04:11] <CJ> LOLOL
[04:11] * USARDrill grins to Deedsy 'Promise?' ;)

* Moishe slaps |Gort| with a fem-bot
[01:22] <|Gort|> Hey I slap back, ya know bwuhahahaha......
<|Gort|> slaps Moishe back with a fag err cigarette
* Moishe slaps |Gort| with a broke back mountain-bot
<|Gort|> Congratulations, you win a nice new AOL CD, now go play
<Moishe> :))
<rowdie> hahahahha Moishe

<Moishe> some gal asked me if Alabama had horny toads - told her "nope" - most of ours are satisified

<CJ> but come to think of it ... the last time I got hitched, every girl I'd ever knew/or/had one drink with/or/wanted to have one or more drinks with/or/spend an hour alone in the dark with/or/etc, came out of the woodwork .... when I'm single, they hide LOL .....
<CJ> err drags his commentary back to op notes ...
<rowdie> hahahahahhaha
<CJ> ignore that lol
<rowdie> quick WooleySox!!!! that hit channel send it to quotes!!!!! hahahahhahahha
 

<babyDonTcrY> oh my got!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Laurie> jim-mm took my red crayon
<RacerX> Got!?
<DAHwoman> ugh!
<DAHwoman> lol RacerX
<Laurie> I'm gonna slap someone with !!'s.
<DAHwoman> yall speak the same language?
<DAHwoman> lolol
<DAHwoman> gettem Laurie
<babyDonTcrY> lol
<babyDonTcrY> lol
<babyDonTcrY> lol
*** DAHwoman sets mode: +b *!*@j190.lbg50.jaring.my
*** babyDonTcrY was kicked by DAHwoman (Repeat (2 Repeats in less than 30 secs) _=H21.2=_)
<DAHwoman> well that didnt take long
<RacerX> Meep meep
* DAHwoman < meepmeep.wav >
* DAHwoman is laffin
<Laurie> lol
<Laurie> Unreal.
<DAHwoman> yes it is!
<DAHwoman> must be friday!
<Laurie> Bartender!
<DAHwoman> yes! order up!
<RacerX> ... The giraffe walks into a bar and says ...
<tinadurnell> dose anyone know how to use yahoo
<DAHwoman> lolol
<DAHwoman> thats great
<Laurie> You read the yahoo pages?
<DAHwoman> the giraffe wants to use yahoo gotta love that one
<tinadurnell> no i got a chat thing but i cant find my frend
<Laurie> tinadurnell, this is IRC.
<DAHwoman> lol
<tinadurnell> oh
<Laurie> I don't use yahoo, I don't know what you need to do....again, the pages should have some type of info.
<Laurie> OH?
<Laurie> Surprised?
<tinadurnell> no i dint know what that is
* Laurie plays "Psycho Circus"
<tinadurnell> its not like it
<Laurie> No, IRC is nothing like yahoo.
<RacerX> Right!! There isn't a double "o" at the end of IRC


 

 

<jim-mm> !idle
<|Gort|> The #Beginner Idle Award goes to --> Runnerman <-- (hasn't said anything in-channel in 321 minutes)
*** Runnerman was kicked by jim-mm (FIRE!)
<Laurie> lol!
<RacerX> So - like, if he was idel 320 minutes...
<jim-mm> bet he's still sleeping
<Laurie> 320 is the limit, 321 will get you banned, 322 an akill
<Laurie> Ohhh I wish.
<RacerX> Haha
<jim-mm> paradise!
<Laurie> lol
<RacerX> *nod*
<jim-mm> hmm.. wonder f we could get an idle disconnect coded into ircd
<byrnsy> if you make it to 325 you get a weekend alone with Laurie

 

<ivygal> ok DrZoidberg, from now on ill just say i jumped the track........like a train wreck

<ivygal> lol

<DrZoidberg> thats a pretty good description lol

<ivygal> ;p

<gervy> the seven dwarves of menopause .. itchy, bitchy, sweaty, sleepy, bloated, forgetful and psycho

*** gervy was kicked by ^BadDog^ (Silly wabbit, bad words are for AOL THWAP THWAP)

 

<ivygal> what is deadwood?

* ooh-babi hands DrZoidberg's the box of popsickle sticks.

<Bubba> western

<DrZoidberg> it's also called erectile disfunction?

<ooh-babi> drift wood...dead in the water.

 

<ivygal> she was a terror im telling you Guinness
<ooh-babi> »(Guinness)« o...ok.... no i didn't head butt... but i threw stuff at them.
<ivygal> she still is come to think of it
<Guinness> * ooh-babi admits nuttin
<ooh-babi> (Guinness) - héhéhé
<ivygal> zactly Guinness lol
<ooh-babi> ÷Guinness÷ o that nuttin... means nothing.... LOL>
<ooh-babi> whew...i almost admitted to a crime.


<zykotik> my cats didn't miss me... they hate me now
<DAHwoman> lol why zyks you put some medi on em?
<DAHwoman> or get them spayed?
<zykotik> no chopped some important parts off
<DAHwoman> well.. i was close!
<DAHwoman> snip snip
<jim-mm> *hides*
<DAHwoman> rofl jim-mm
* DAHwoman dont think jim-mm looks like a male cat
<zykotik> yep and they got barked at by a big dog... didn't know what to think bout that
* DAHwoman < meow.wav >
<DAHwoman> oh i bet
<jim-mm> for which I am truly grateful!
<DAHwoman> uh huh!
<DAHwoman> rofl jim-mm
<DAHwoman> in more ways then one?
<DAHwoman> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha!
<jim-mm> lol

<mick-> ok fixed the slammen door prob lol
<DAHwoman> lol good wb
<DAHwoman> put rags on them? so they dont make noise now?
<mick-> hahah nailed em shut
<DAHwoman> rofl!

<gervy> lol hell ain't a curse word anyways
<gervy> if it was everyone would be banned for saying hello
<lexxer> gervy - seem to remember somebody once had that on their block list which caused great fun lol
<lexxer> i would have said cuc umber myself since this is a family channel lol
<gervy> yeah there are a few like that lexxer....cock and cum are two more that cause trouble
* WooleySox spews coffee all over
<Gracy9> hahahaha
<Tazzy2> lolol
<WooleySox> *koff* lol no... i better either read then drink or swallow my coffee first then read ;P

<gervy> yeah well some ppl can't spell vacuum and that got them booted a lot
 

<^BadDog^> Bites spook on the b
<CJ> yanks spooks shorts hard WEDGIE!
<Spook^> careful there, the girls are watchin
* DrZoidberg gets the mace ready for ^BadDog^
<gervy> oh oh oh we watched ron tater salad white tonight roflmao
<DrZoidberg> oh yeah! she glued his peter to his stomach with superglue
<DrZoidberg> well it was better than penis
<DrZoidberg> whoops
<CJ> bet i get a channel quote submission or two erg> whoops
<CJ> how did ya take a leak afterwards?
<lexxer> cj - taking a leak wouldn't be a problem - taking a leak and not spraying yourself would be the problem

<CheckMark> hi there Gopher2 you easy on the eyes too

* DAHwoman slaps |Gort| with ^BadDog^'s fire hydrant
<|Gort|> bribes baddog to go into fire hydrant mode

 

<DrZoidberg> the church chef made me cocoanut crap cakes yesterday
<DrZoidberg> i been drinking lots of oj and homemade lemonade with fresh lemons
<DAHwoman> doc?
<DAHwoman> oh good
<DrZoidberg> crab i mean lol
<DAHwoman> i never heard of them cookies
<DAHwoman> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
<DAHwoman> rofl

* DAHwoman slaps |Gort| with a dozen stale cookies
<|Gort|> Hey, a few more lines of that and you get a ban

<DAHwoman> rofl
<DAHwoman> uh uh!

* DAHwoman slaps |Gort| with a dozen stale cookies
<|Gort|> Hey, a few more lines of that and you get a ban
<DAHwoman> rofl
<DAHwoman> uh uh!


<DrZoidberg> the church chef made me cocoanut crap cakes yesterday
<DrZoidberg> i been drinking lots of oj and homemade lemonade with fresh lemons
<DAHwoman> doc?
<DAHwoman> oh good
<DrZoidberg> crab i mean lol
<DAHwoman> i never heard of them cookies
<DAHwoman> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
<DAHwoman> rofl

<DAHwoman> yeah norma` we been chatting bout goats n wine
* Laurie is from the vast depths of her own insane mind.
* norma` kicks back in her beanbag
* DAHwoman giggles
<DAHwoman> and italian food

<ladysc26> you'd think this 6'2 chick could handle it...
<DrZoidberg> i havent had a drink in a long time...............2 hours at least lol
<DAHwoman> wow 6 2 yer tall. what a gift!
<ladysc26> mercy doc
<ladysc26> lol
<ladysc26> a gift???
<DAHwoman> rofl doc
<ladysc26> im looking at leg reduction
<DAHwoman> rofl
<DrZoidberg> lol ladysc26
<DAHwoman> too funny!
<ladysc26> i dont think its available
<ladysc26> maybe in china

 

Sometimes the channel bots are at the root of some of the better channel quotes, as you can see below ;-) -webmaster

* Gracy9 is back
<DrZoidberg> alabama.........isnt that where the tooth brush was invented
<Harry-Mudd> wb Gracy9
<Apehanger> tooth
<gervy> wb Gracy9
<Apehanger> heehee
<DrZoidberg> anywhere else it wouldhave been a teeth brush lol

<gervy> DrZoidberg could be sir hairy
<CJ> no ya dont ..
<CJ> oyh yeah
<mobius812> before I go...
*** Guest01793 is now known as Apehanger
*** DrZoidberg is now known as sir_hairybutt
<Guest35354> ok! i'm speaking english!
<CJ> or hairy_kilt
<CJ> heheheh
<sir_hairybutt> hee hee hee
<gervy> oh geez
<raulla> beeeeeeee
<Sir_harry> oh Jeez!

<ooh-babi> -=[z]ykoti[k]=- o wow..how exciting
<Laurie> It's not easy, zykotik.
<ooh-babi> nope..it's not.
<ooh-babi> i just want a new floor right now.
<zykotik> i know... but i want one soooo bad
<zykotik> gonna have to save up some $$$$ first
<Laurie> It's alot of work and money *looks at her bank acocunt*
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<Laurie> Ummmm
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<ooh-babi> hmmm.
<zykotik> bad Laurie
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<zykotik> u didn't spell account correctly
<ooh-babi> (°Laurie°) - what did u say bad? £âüGh§ øüt £øüÐ
<Laurie> OHhh!
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<Laurie> oh christ, I"m sorry
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<ooh-babi> LMAO!!!
<zykotik> i read it like ya meant it
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12:06] <ooh-babi> channel quotes!!! channel quotes!!!!
<Laurie> lol I tried to type it how I meant it *blinks*
<Laurie> lol touchy bot!
<zykotik> i had to reread it to figure out y ya got kicked

<ooh-babi> gettin more coffee.... *buzz*!!
<ivygal> okay ooh-babi...........go get that coffee
<ooh-babi> -=[i]vygal=- just tired of goin to bed soooo early......thought i might pull a all niter... héhéhé
<ivygal> * *
<ivygal> there, right color now lol
<ivygal> oh yeah ooh-babi, like you could keep it up all night
<ooh-babi> héhéhé
<ivygal> i mean.....like you could stay here all night
<ooh-babi> i could try
* ooh-babi giggles

[02:55] <WooleySox> Girls lie, too. We don't care how much money you make, What you drive or what you weigh.. Size don't matter anyway .. Girls lie, too

[02:26] <gitrdun> ive ben drinkin and i cant still mae quotes

[02:20] <DAHwoman> goota cute pic of a horny goat on a bridge
[02:20] <DAHwoman> acccccccccccccccccccccccccccck! goat with horns
[02:20] *** ^BadDog^ sets mode: +l 81
[02:21] * CJ type < !CJ sheep.wav > to get this wav <sheep.wav is 43344 bytes>
[02:21] <gitrdun> lmao
[02:21] * DAHwoman sips her drink and hushes
[02:21] <gitrdun> DAHwoman u still crack me up
[02:21] <gitrdun> :P
[02:21] <CJ> thats fskin funny lolol
[02:21] <DAHwoman> oh crud

*** white_jasmine (~libra16@libranet.wavepluz.com) Quit (Quit: I cna ytpe 300 wrods pre mniuet!!!)

[20:33] <CJ> now i just need a lady friend who self heats lol

<playfullfeline> funny part was when i met then i didnt like him
<MiguelAngel> why playfullfeline?
<playfullfeline> he was honery
<ivygal> erm.........i think you mean ornery playfullfeline??????????
<playfullfeline> yes

[typos are fun, can't have enough typos ;-) -webmaster]

<gervy> go for it cj ain't no one around to bitch about it
*** gervy was kicked by ^BadDog^ (Silly wabbit, bad words are for AOL THWAP THWAP)

*** |Gort| sets mode: +b *!*@host-65-6-232-19.cae.bellsouth.net

(heheheheh even the founder gets booted occasionally ;-) - webmaster)

<Koalagrrl> me asks for a baileys
<DAHwoman> k Wooleysox
<CJ> baileys!
<CJ> sits next to koallagrrl :)
*** ^BadDog^ sets mode: +l 89
<Dovianna> CJ darlin be a gentleman and pour us a few :P
* NoTi^KiD sits between them ;)
* DAHwoman only has carolines :(
<DAHwoman> ill trade!
<CJ> thats right dov is LEGAL now
<CJ> puts the litre bottle of baileys out .......
<CJ> brb gonna get some honey from downstairs
<Spook^> make it a triple, no sense prolonging things lol
<Dovianna> u trying to get me tipsy Spook^?
<Spook^> would i do that??
<CJ> =O:>
<Dovianna> um
<Dovianna> YES
* Wooleysox watches CJ thud

* DAHwoman slaps |Gort| with a honey pot   (note: |Gort| seems to have a honey fetish now -- webmaster)
<|Gort|> UNF
<DAHwoman> hehehe!
<CJ> LOL

<CJ> this chan owes me back pay lol
<NoTi^KiD> Hehehehe
<Spook^> same here ... i thought i got $1 a kick lol
<Spook^> Spook^'s Kickometer reads :Today: 301 Yesterday: 328 Total kicks: 114420
<DAHwoman> yeah cj me too
<CJ> you gonne break the bank there
<DAHwoman> heaps n gobs

<CJ> jesus ... 114 thousand?
<CJ> lol
<CJ> brutal LOL
<DAHwoman> lolol
<Spook^> enough for a good party lol

* NoTi^KiD ties William007 with a tree n dances around him like Canible
<NoTi^KiD> ;)
<William007> cj now a days no one is innocent
<Wooleysox> [CJ] = 8-)
<CJ> tries to look as innocent as harry-mudd

<DAHwoman> well cj.. it kinda looks a lil rusted

<William007> i went to bed att 1:00 am then my gf wlaked me up 4:30 am im still up now
<DAHwoman> no comment
<William007> §:O)
<CJ> err

<^BadDog^> spies Spook^ and thinks "Fireplug!!" ;-D

* NoTi^KiD sits over a-a-sniffer ...Calm down HOney ;)

<ivygal> i wanted a piece so much and you ate it all