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i dont use it<DAHwoman> you lost your wavs gervy?
<DAHwoman> dont you still have that dick i sent you?
<DAHwoman> oh crap
<DAHwoman> disk! DISK!
<gervy> roflmao
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<Elmofreak> lol like i dont have a battery supply already. there is a drawer in my desk dedicated to those.
<CJ> oh my
<Naya> O_o you go through that many?
<Elmofreak> okay. now i can hang for a few. then have to go potty. LOL
<Rannots> potty at elmo's house ....
<Rannots> uh i mean party ....
<bucky-katt> looks can be deceiving too
* bucky-katt ducks and runs
* Laurie trips bucky-katt
<bucky-katt> i've fallen and i cant get it up!
<bucky-katt> whoops
<bucky-katt> - it
<gervy> roflmao
<Naya> rofl
<Naya> CHAN QUOTES!
* bucky-katt smax Naya
<Naya> friend of mine is in London.... they were expecting lovely
snowfalls and everything to be shut....
<Naya> but got a lil rain instead.
<bucky-katt> back
<Naya> So.... she says "weathermen are just like any other man....
they promise you 6 inches... but all you get is a damp patch"
* Laurie dances for 6-8"
<darkstar1> how do you like working at hooters RoyalBrat?
<bucky-katt> ahhhhh new zealand, where then men are men and the sheep are scared
<CJ> lol
<AusStriker> i herd if u wanna be a man in nz u gotta shag a sheep
<Spook^> i think the sheep could beat aus .. it would only have to close its legs
<CJ> chan quote!
<CJ> lol
<Spook^> lol
<Elmofreak> um i got about 3 inches today
<Laurie> My SUV kicks ass.
<bucky-katt> no comment Elmofreak
<Laurie> Sorry to hear that Elmofreak :-|
<mrbear> Well I'm a maintenance worker at a resort
<Laurie> ^5's bucky-katt
<ooh-babi> i shook it...beat it and even blew at the dang thing... and my numbers and f keys don't work.
<bucky-katt> 768kbps isnt enough anymore
<bucky-katt> ??????????????????????????
<Dovianna> igwig aussie just got into bed
<bucky-katt> ohhhhhhhhh your keyboard
<RoyalBrat> bucky-katt get a rubber band and strech it and there is your band width
<USARDrill> Wow..you beat it and blew it..and it still doesn;t work???
<igwig> aaaah ... thanks Dovianna
<bucky-katt> dont ask me what i thought you were talking about ooh-babi
<Naya> I personally only caught blowies... but the bf did better
<AusStriker> er no comment
<CJ> LOL
<CJ> um
<Naya> *smack*
<Laurie> Sweet 'n Low makes the hair on my chest stand up!
<K> Dovianna killed AusStriker!AusStriker@staff.nowherenet. (revenge is a bitch isnt it)
<RoyalBrat> ausie
<RoyalBrat> there is one for u
<rangerx911411> there are other kinds of friction
*** hardtit_girl was kicked by RoyalBrat (ausie not watching)
<Naya> O_O
<Naya> niiiice
[01:19] <CJ> LOL
<RoyalBrat> tell her it needs recharging after an hour
* CJ type < !CJ FullMetalJacket-hooker.wav > to get this wav <FullMetalJacket-hooker.wav is 115570 bytes>
<Padrebear> wht the phone or the dildo
<AusStriker> and there goes the guy with a dog collar around his neck
<CJ> cj refreshes the chan quotes and looks inncent
<CJ> no dog collar here!
<Elmofreak> guess who forgot she was in mirc again LOL
<^BadDog^> sniffs CJ's arse
<CJ> hey!
<RoyalBrat> rofl
<Padrebear> ok bbs cookie making
* gervy shits down on oldage from above
<bucky-katt> lol gervy shit on oldage
* oldage stuffs a plug in gervy
[01:57] <bucky-katt> put slits into the meat and stick the peppers inside it
[01:57] <CJ> damn dood that sounds painful
[01:57] <bucky-katt> lol
[01:57] <bucky-katt> ohhhhhhhhhhhh
[01:57] <bucky-katt> i get it now
<Rannots> i would tell them what they could do with their super balls
<Naya> then I said "Yes my boyfriend has this amazing rod that gets bigger!" and the poor salesman blinked then says "yes maam, we sell extendable reels here too"
<Naya> I asked the bf to buy me a beaver 
But he hasn't
<DAHwoman> rofl
<DAHwoman> he didnt say you already got one?
* DAHwoman < beaver.wav >
<Naya> LOL no
<@SrWolf> wifee and her brother got me good ;)
<@mammie> wolfie was naked
<AtomicWedgie> wolfie + tequila = bad
<@SrWolf> lol
<@mammie> you got naked
<@mammie> hmm you are grounded
<AtomicWedgie> hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
<@mammie> but i should inspect the pictures so send em this way
* @bucky-katt + tequila = bloodshed
* oldage shakes his head at SrWolf
<@mammie> mammie + tequilla isnt hapening
<@mammie> oh my
<@mammie> he definitely was grounded
<@SrWolf> lol
* @bucky-katt is so happy he's crappin' rainbows
<@RoyalBrat> haha
<@RoyalBrat> u have colour poo
<Rannots> ??
<@Izagard> lol is it magicaly delicous toooo
<Rannots> poop in living color brought you by bucky-katt
<@RoyalBrat> lol
<Rannots> ROfl
<Rannots> is there a pot of gold at the end of that rainbow??
<CJ> did you know wolfie is really a cat in drag???
* ^BadDog^ sets mode: +l 23
<CJ> shhh dont tell anyone!
<CJ>
<CJ> ok?
<CJ>
<RoyalBrat> a drag cat
<RoyalBrat> wow
<RoyalBrat> wonder if he dresses in pink
* ed31 (~edwin121.54.107.38) has joined #Beginner
<CJ> hahah
<CJ> the managers asst at the spanish station rb, she has a pink laptop computer
<CJ> seriously pink
<CJ> lol
* RoyalBrat is now known as srwolfthedragqueencat
* ^BadDog^ sets mode: +l 25
<CJ> all her hanging files are pink
<CJ> in the drawers lol
<srwolfthedragqueencat> lol
<srwolfthedragqueencat> yea
<CJ> oh my
<CJ> all her hanging files are pink
<CJ> in the drawers lol
<srwolfthedragqueencat> lol
<srwolfthedragqueencat> yea
<CJ> oh my
<srwolfthedragqueencat> wonder if he will notice
<CJ> i know i have alvin on a dvd somewheres dangit
* srwolfthedragqueencat sets mode: -o srwolfthedragqueencat
<Cluehammer> Behave yourselves or I'll masdeop the lot of you!
<srwolfthedragqueencat> shhh
* srwolfthedragqueencat plotting
<^BadDog^> $me sniffs srwolfs butt crack
<CJ> lol
<srwolfthedragqueencat> baddog that just not right
<CJ> hahahahah
<CJ> thats how dogs find out who is who
<CJ>
<srwolfthedragqueencat> yea
<srwolfthedragqueencat> but that just wrong
<^BadDog^> $me marks his territory
<srwolfthedragqueencat> what happens whe srwolf farts
<CJ> lol
<CJ> oh that would suck
<CJ> lolol
<CJ> one hour 54 min brat
<CJ> hour
<srwolfthedragqueencat> ok
<CJ> brb need pepsi
<srwolfthedragqueencat> sure just leave me here
* srwolfthedragqueencat is now known as RoyalBrat
* ChanServ sets mode: +o RoyalBrat
<SrWolf{a}> lol you sick ppl
<SrWolf{a}> bak
* SrWolf{a} is now known as SrWolf
<RoyalBrat> wb SrWolf
<bucky-katt> damn those tyson chicken nuggets are good
<BelindaSue> really
<BelindaSue> bbq chicken
<bucky-katt> gervy isnt feeling good so i just pooped a few nuggets into the oven
<bucky-katt> POPPED!
<Dragon^Tears> lmao
<bucky-katt> i dont poop in the oven usually
<BelindaSue> lol
-> Ops #beginner: oh my ..........
*** ^BadDog^ sets mode: +b *!*@*.wateen.net
<CJ> er
*** sady was kicked by |lookinglass| (Banned: Thanks to CashJobkhi, this isp is banned)
<BelindaSue> dont burn ur bumbum kattt lol
<CJ> so i come back to this screen and see bucky say that .......
* @Eirik gaffa tape .. thick ultra sticky tape used by gaffers
and road crew.
<Rannots> ok thanks
<@Eirik> as this is a family channel I won't go in to more
details...
<Rannots> didn't know that is that was called
<@Laurie> I love Fraggle Rock.
<@Eirik> Rannots .. its cloth backed tape ... usually black ..
a great sexual aid lol
* |Gort| sets mode: -b *!*@125.214.188.151
* @Eirik has a fraggled cock
<@Laurie> ROFLMAO
<@Eirik> oops rock
Rannots> no comment
<Rannots> :x
<@Eirik> doh chanquotes
<@Laurie> Yeah, it wouldn't be fraggled if you laid off the
tape from time to time.
<RacerX> ... down in Fraggle Rock
<Rannots> LOL
<@Eirik> nah it's from all the bending it gets lol
<Rannots> i did like fraggle better than the muppet show
<@Laurie> Fraggles are sexy.
<@Eirik> rolls eyes, bring on the smurfs
<DAHwoman> well that was fast
<Koalagrrl> chuckles
<SrWolf> me like quickies
<DAHwoman> yeah
<DAHwoman> most men do
<SrWolf> lol
<SrWolf> I knew I shouldnt have typed it that way %20Wink.png)
<Koalagrrl> OH yes you did lol
<Laurie> Caught myself the other day, I was changing my shirt and Baby was watching me....."stop lookin at me, you have 12 baby feeders"
<RoyalBrat> Izagard hows your balls <CJ> yeah <streetrat> lol oil you mean vasoline <RoyalBrat> still purple <bucky-katt> ! <CJ> hows it hanging izzy <gervy> you all are just plain mean <Izagard> sore, hows your vagina? <CJ> hahaha <gervy> roflmao <CJ> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<Eirik> chanquotes .. oh no we don't, I am NOT gonna be in chan quotes again
* DAHwoman likes furry cats
<CJ> :-D
<DAHwoman> oh crud!
* Eirik suggests a zoo maybe dah?
<DAHwoman> nm
<CJ> meow
<CJ> oh my .............
<CJ> O_O
<DAHwoman> mind just went south
* CJ re reads
* Eirik is not going to do any pussy jokes .. meow
<DAHwoman> ohhhhhhhhh see?
<^BadKitty^> O_O
<DAHwoman> bad bad bad Eirik
* DAHwoman pets ^BadKitty^
<DAHwoman> nice nice
* Eirik is not bad, just evil, twisted, cruel and mean
<CJ> glad that pepsi missed my keyboard
<bucky-katt> rofl DAHwoman in quotes again
<gervy> rofl
<DAHwoman> its a dah thing
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<Eirik_Bloodaxe> besides scotch is a mans drink .. maybe that's why laurie drinks it???
<gervy> roflmao eirik
* Eirik_Bloodaxe is glad she's not here lol
* Eirik_Bloodaxe dun want to see his genitalia nailed on the wall again.
<gervy> well i did want the banana
<gervy> thanks Eirik_Bloodaxe lol
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<Eirik_Bloodaxe> yep well that banana just got peeled
* DAHwoman shuts up
<|Gort|> mode phil +ring (I 0wn thee now)
*** |Gort| (klaatu@enforcer.dalnetbeginner.com) Quit (Killed (phil (oh I don't think so.)))
<Kookaburra> Oh... forgot to tell you about a funny sign I saw couple weeks ago
<Kookaburra> wanna know what it said
<CJ> what
<Kookaburra> it was a beauty salon.... with a chalk board which you write and display outside it says "What Wife Doesn't Deserve a Facial"
<Kookaburra> chan quotes are lame if i'm not on them
* CJ gives kookaburra a wedgie
<Kookaburra> we all know that
* Koalagrrl wakes up
<bobber> give me a kiss i then go laurie <DAHwoman> oh god * DAHwoman shows her fist.. kiss this! <bobber> am going *** bobber was kicked by Laurie (Have you had your shots yet?) <DAHwoman> lol he left abruptly <Laurie> *nod* <Laurie> Good riddence.
* CJ waits
<Laurie> We had a food day at work today to celebrate Valentine's day...a girl walks into the kitchen and someone asked her what she brought, her response was 'lil weinies'....without looking I said 'oh, looks like Jane has met my ex'
<CJ> HAHAHAHA
<CJ> um
<CJ> chan quote
<gervy> omg that is too funny
<gervy> go for it cj
<CJ> c h a n n e l q u o te !!!!!!!!!!
<RoyalBrat> yea u dont need a fishing licence this weekend
<CJ> (snicker)
<Laurie> I really need to learn to shut up specially at the office, never know who's around :)
<Some_guy> w
<CJ> there ya go!
<gervy> did they all fall out laughing tho Laurie
<Laurie> I finally got ticked off and blurted "damnit, this printer is like my ex...finished before I even get there"
<CJ> LOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOL
<gervy> omg i'm dying
<phil> oh man
<Laurie> Yeah, imagine my surprise when I heard the CEO behind me laffin
<Laurie> I was RED.
<RoyalBrat> hahha
<RoyalBrat> well if its true then it is
<Laurie> All I could think of to say was "my therapist says I've been doing really well hiding my feelings"
<bakam> in that work? lauire
<Laurie> bakam, tit's Laurie.
<Laurie> IT'S.
<DAHwoman> lol
<DAHwoman> oh man!
<Im_Overly_Confused> bakam, try this, type the letters l a u r i e
<Izagard> ok been 15minutes since dinner time for dessert
<Im_Overly_Confused> tit's ? Laurie's ?
<bakam> <Im_Overly_Confused> but can we speak?
<Laurie> *sigh*
<DAHwoman> *perk* Dessert?
<Im_Overly_Confused> Umm sure
<Izagard> really laurie? and i cant get a private chat with her,,, dammitt
<DAHwoman> i noticed the guys *perked* for tits
* DAHwoman hahahaha!
<Laurie> lol
<Im_Overly_Confused> bakam, what shall we speak about ?
<Izagard> perkie tits?
<Laurie> *slap*
<DAHwoman> no Im_Overly_Confused yer wrong women dont fart
<Laurie> Wasn't me.
<ezy> hh
<Laurie> Women don't!
<Im_Overly_Confused> okok, she *pooted*
<Laurie> We 'breeze'
<DAHwoman> lol
<TallDarknDeadly> if it smells good i can take the credit
<DAHwoman> breezy butt
* Eirik don't care, beef. lamb, pork, turkey, lamer
<Garren> lol
<DAHwoman> lol
<DAHwoman> yum lamer pie
<DAHwoman> its abundent here
<Eirik> it all comes out brown at the other end lol
<DAHwoman> not much hunting involved
<DAHwoman> they seem to just come by
* DAHwoman humps on Can_I_Ride_Your_Mule to go for a ride <DAHwoman> ackkkkkkkkkkk! Jumps! <DAHwoman> oh crud <bucky-katt> brb chan quotes <Can_I_Ride_Your_Mule> huh?? * gadis_malam (pray@114.58.97.254) Quit (Ping timeout) <CJ> hahaha
* DAHwoman puts the cat down. he got too heavy <DAHwoman> and my lap got really hot * ^BadDog^ sets mode: +l 31 <DAHwoman> kittys are hot <DAHwoman> oh dear.. <DAHwoman> never mind <DAHwoman> dont read that <festus> glad it was cat she might have thrown me on floor <bucky-katt> rofl DAHwoman <bucky-katt> chanquotes! <DAHwoman> lol <DAHwoman> oh crud
[20:22] <CJ> stiff eh [20:22] <Spook^> a bit like the energizer bunny in reverse [20:22] <CJ> nahhhh just watch for socks [20:22] <CJ> lolol [20:23] <RoyalBrat> peter warmer [20:23] <Spook^> in stead of going and going and going, its coming and coming and coming [20:23] <CJ> you guys are BAD [20:23] <RoyalBrat> spook in your case its dried up [20:23] <RoyalBrat> u old fart [20:23] <Spook^> lol
<Janie> he forgot how big he was <Janie> i mean the popup was <Koalagrrl> hmmms <USARDrill> LOL <Janie> O.O <USARDrill> He has a big popup eh? * Janie nudges drill <Koalagrrl> grins <Janie> DRILL! <bucky-katt> rofl Janie <bucky-katt> how big is he? <Janie> lol <USARDrill> lol * Koalagrrl waits * Janie hides behind drill instead and pokes him from behind <Koalagrrl> oops <bucky-katt> ahhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahah! * Koalagrrl read that wrong <Koalagrrl> tsk tsk <Koalagrrl> lol <gervy> erm <Janie> wait... that soooo doesnt sound so good
<Kookaburra> I always go with chicks with little hands...it makes my package look bigger
[01:38] <Koalagrrl> which reminds me..have you seen the santa suits for dogs? [01:38] * Koalagrrl shakes her head :(( [01:38] <CJ> umm no sure havent [01:39] <AusStriker> i found a santa suit for my middle leg [01:39] <bucky-katt> oh my god AusStriker lol [01:39] <CJ> HAHAHAH
[01:42] <AusStriker> imma good boy hey i dont need to be in chan qoutes anymore
<RoyalBrat> Laurie did u ass on the chocolate diamond <RoyalBrat> add on <Laurie> Pardon? <FalalaDAH> lol <gervy> rofl <FalalaDAH> ahahaha! <RacerX> wtf?! <bucky-katt> ass on a diamond?
<Eirik> it is ... it's got diseases not known by man, beast, waterfoul or poultry
<DAHwoman> yikes
<DAHwoman> and your eating it?
<DAHwoman> gets out the RAID
<Eirik> whispers to DAH yup .. the lastest discovery is cheviconcoctionitiis, related to I belive arch-lamerism
<Laurie> Bigbigman play nice in the sandbox, you never know who shit in it before you.
<picco3> i am a mummy maybe
<AusStriker> if i wasnt human would i be talking back?
<ndaaa> owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
<ndaaa> like thissss
<ndaaa> and u
<ndaaa> r u human?
<picco3> i am a mummy maybe
<AusStriker> if i wasnt human would i be talking back?
[23:14] <Kookaburra> I beat my d!c^ like it owes me money
[23:15] <bucky-katt> jhh8ujjkjguop;pjkgh
[23:15] <bucky-katt> thats me beating mr happy on the laptop
[23:15] <gervy> english bucky-katt
[23:15] <gervy> oh geez
[23:15] <gervy> cj do something please
[23:15] <CJ> hahaha
[23:15] <Kookaburra> well, when i put my mr happy, all the letters and punctuations get pressed
[23:15] <Kookaburra> yes..its that HUGE LADIES
[23:16] * CJ steals bucky katts' viagra and sustitutes a pic of kookaburra in spandex :-)
[23:16] <CJ> that oughta run mister happy off hahahahaha
[23:16] <bucky-katt> *BARF*
[22:17] <CJ> gives bucky a wedgie
[22:18] <bucky-katt> cant give a wedgie to someone that has no underwear on lol
[22:18] <CJ> ew ew
[22:18] <CJ> tmi
[22:18] <bucky-katt> that was butt hair youjust pulled on lol
[22:18] <CJ> ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
[22:18] * CJ washes his hands
[22:18] <gervy> oh geez
[22:18] <CJ> twice
[02:01] <Koalagrrl> really CJ?
[02:01] <DAHwoman> they sell the meat
[02:01] <Koalagrrl> wowowowowwo
[02:02] * Koalagrrl wanna see
[02:02] <Koalagrrl> fabulous
[02:02] <bucky-katt> meat? from a motorcycle?
[02:02] <CanadianPrincess> brb getting wet
[02:02] <CJ> heh
[02:02] <DAHwoman> no the buffalo
[02:02] <CJ> dare I comment
[02:02] <bucky-katt> chanquote!
[02:02] <CJ> she must be looking at chippendales calander again
<CJ> the other day bucky had a really excellent one and you were not home to witness it!
<hairytattoedbaldbiker> nahhhhhhhh i had taken a massive dump that day
<hairytattoedbaldbiker> stunk the entire house up
<Macloed> 'bucky's got the walkin farts again..'
<francheska> hello reng
<Laurie> Shhhh! I'm concentrating.
<gervy> oh what Laurie?
<Laurie> Workin on this website.
<CJ> youpr0n?
<CJ> ;D
<CJ> *runs*
<gervy> rofl you mean porn don't you cj
<Laurie> lol yeah that's it, can't tell ya how hard it is to take pics of myself for the site :P
<gervy> rofl
<CJ> wheeeeeeeee
<gervy> chanquotes
<bucky-katt> she beat hamish's ass when he sniffer her butt as she was eating DAHwoman
* FlamingoS wonders about accepting weiners on irc
<CJ> amazing who shows on the channel web page /stats *eyes harry-mudd* so thought I'd come on
<gervy> bucky says no body better leave before he can get here
* Harry-Mudd runs over and leaps in gervy's lap - wow - is that a taco or are you just glad to see me
<gervy> a taco?
<CJ> oh my
<CJ> heh
<CJ> chan quote there
<Harry-Mudd> well it couldn't be a banana
<RoyalBrat> leave my batteries alone
<bucky-katt> batteries for what RoyalBrat?
<RoyalBrat> ummm to charge me up in the mornings
<CJ> uh huh
<bucky-katt> chan quote lol
<CJ> heh
<ReptileMan> gonna get my work clothes ready for tommoz
<CJ> i wish i could stay up as long as i used to
<lexxer> |Highlander| ... or you could change channel lol
<CJ> yeah change that there channel
<|Highlander|> oh, wait..discovery goes off at 2am
<lexxer> CJ *************** whoops family channel
<CJ> hahahaha
<CJ> oh um
<CJ> yeah
<lexxer> cj you going to add that to chanquotes? roflmao
* obiewan needs mammie to give him a spanking
<CJ> oh my .......
<mammie> i got the wee problem
<obiewan> she's getting bigger cj
<mammie> now as for you obie
<CJ> ut oh obie in mammie's dog house now
<mammie> your grounded and in big trouble i sent an email to mrs obie
<obiewan> mammie they do make a product for that you know lol
<obiewan> rut-roh i am in trouble now
<bucky-katt> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm gator tail
<bucky-katt> mmmmm mmm mmmmmmmmmmmmc mmmmmmmmmmmm m
<RoyalBrat> hehe
<CJ> :-D
<RoyalBrat> i want a peice of tail
<RoyalBrat> oops
<CJ> um
<CJ> so when do ya want me to come over?
<CJ> :P
<RoyalBrat> sorry that didnt sound right
<CJ> suuuuuuure
<CJ> uh huh
<CJ> ^_^
<Garren> jugs boiled! brb...*quickly runs off*...
<RoyalBrat> hello Dragon^Tears
<Dragon^Tears> hiya rb
<RoyalBrat> jugs boiled not going to ask garren
<Janie> lol
<Janie> jugs
<Dragon^Tears> lol
<RoyalBrat> rofl
<CJ> that sounds damn painful
<RoyalBrat> boiled jugs guess he likes his milk warm
<CJ> HAHAHAHAHAHA
<Garren> lol
* Ms-Robin waits to be kicked by brat
[<SirDevon> masks the taste.... just don't slip it the tongue CJ, HAHAHA
<CJ> i heard tradition is you have to finish the bottle once its opened
<CJ> no way
<Janie> LOLOL
<Janie> i was gonna ask if tongue was involved
<CJ> I aint tonguing a fish *stop laffing dammit*
<SirDevon> lol... oh that's a given CJ.. there's never anything left in the bottle
<obiewan> bucky-katt you have to be gentle
<obiewan> if you use a big head and do it fast you dont feel a thing honest lol
* Dj_Ono (~h4ri@222.124.175.44) Quit (Quit: )
<obiewan> dont even ask RoyalBrat
obiewan> rb i like hitting my balls its fun
<bucky-katt> i like the heat, bit thats evil hot
<obiewan> its called spanking the monkey i think rofl
<bucky-katt> i dont like hitting my balls, that hurts!
<bucky-katt> i have a large, hairy one
<CJ> she has possession of the mouse though
<RoyalBrat> no comment
<Kookaburra> i always make chan quotes
<Kookaburra> I AM GOD
<Kookaburra> wasted away in margarita ville, looking for my lost shaker of laurie
<obiewan> i just finished stripping and the odour got to me so i had to take a break for fresh air
<obiewan> stripping wood that is
<CJ> O_O *looks at obie* this is the full monty redux eh
<obiewan> lol i meant to add wood in there cj rofl
<CJ> heh
<CJ> yo yo what up kook
* AsToK holds up a sign " all signs u see here are just to cover the bullet holes "
<Kookaburra> it is dead everywhere today
<CJ> how's it hanging
* mammie hands kookie a miniature box of condoms
<CJ> HAHAHAHAHAHAAH
<Kookaburra> mammie, its cold out... OK!
<mammie> good try
<CJ> I dont care who you are, thats funny - larry the cable guy
<AsToK> Do u have to pee? bucky-katt - if u dont i need to lit up a ciggie
<bucky-katt> i usually do
<CJ> spit shine, even
* CJ bats his blue eyes
<bucky-katt> lol CJ
<RoyalBrat> cause they is down a quart
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* ChanServ sets mode: +o RoyalBrat
<|Gort|> [RoyalBrat] I stole cj tushie and now its not for sale on ebay
<CJ> lolol
<mammie> ok
<RoyalBrat> well that got me off the 69
<CJ> lol
<CJ> but
<RoyalBrat> that didnt sound right
<CJ> um
<bucky-katt> no comment
* mammie is an innocent i never make the quotes thank goodness
<obiewan> i need a hrad one gervy
<bucky-katt> meow
<bucky-katt> you need a hard one eh obiewan?
<obiewan> llet me take dog downstairs bbrb
<RoyalBrat> i could streak around the channel
<obiewan> i posted this to channel ş and you said <^Firenow^> acck put that lil thing away obiewan
<obiewan> <^Firenow^> ya know im talking about that tongue
* obiewan struts over to the corner - dang grounded! ; just cus i gave the tongue to lady hehehe
<obiewan> bucky-katt its pick on laurie cus she gots that pussy thing on her face and it is huge
<gervy> ok folks i need to go lie down .. too much walking and standing on concrete and my legs and back hurt
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<Laurie> LOL oh my gawd. obiewan!
<bucky-katt> ?????????????????????????????????????
<ReptileMan> i didn't date much in HS either...my lizard kept trying to attack the girls (or me if i smelled like i'd been out with one)
<obiewan> so you have moved around a tad then bucky-katt
* ^Firenow^ goes back to her corner and once again trys to stay quiet
<bucky-katt> you call it a lizard?
* DAHwoman is easy too. i like just about everything
<DAHwoman> cept stuff im alergic to
<obiewan> bucky-katt "tell" gervy to do woman's work and make you a tea! lol
<obiewan> j/k DAHwoman
<obiewan> <Garren> ok
<obiewan> <DAHwoman> oh boy!
<obiewan> <DAHwoman> yer gonna get it
<obiewan> <obiewan> DAHwoman now dont you tell her lol
<obiewan> gosh it wont send via pm
<gervy> stop that obiewan
<CJ> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahha
<gervy> and no it won't
<CJ> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahha
<obiewan> oh well he gets the point
<CJ> yeah so will someone else
<CJ> hehehe
<^Firenow^> i can do a 3 way too
<obiewan> you can? is it fun?
<bucky-katt> *perk* 3 way?
<^Firenow^> omg
<obiewan> gmta bucky-katt
<^Firenow^> now that came out wrong
<^Firenow^> lolol
<obiewan> lol ^Firenow^ \
<obiewan> it most certainly did
<^Firenow^> well ya know what i mean i hope lol
* obiewan notices how quiet ^Firenow^ just became lol
<bucky-katt> brb folks gonna shit down and shake my laptop to try and clean ot the keyboard
[ bucky-katt ]Has left Irc at 8:30pm]
<bucky-katt> mammie last night i decided to see what would happen when i put the end of the vac hose to the "boys"
<bucky-katt> it hurt
<bucky-katt> bad
<mammie> um bucky your grounded go to your corner
<mammie> and laurie dont talk to him
<CJ> heheheheheh
<mammie> ------>!!!!!!
<bucky-katt> told ya i was strange
<mammie> kinky is more like it
<CJ> *hint* dont get anything close to those except your hand
<francheska> blueberry
<Kookaburra> francheska, but whatever I produce on the toilet symbolizes my love for you
<CJ> hahahahahahahaahahahah
<gervy> roflmao
<francheska> thank you
<gervy> oh geez i'm cracking up here
<Kookaburra> *sung in the tune of wild thing* G string..do do do do..you make my wife sing do do do..you make everything.. seexy.... G string..I think I love you...
<CJ> HAHAHAHA
<CJ> you're sick, here have another LaBatt's
<gervy> you really really misread that one cj
<Kookaburra> I have a sexy beard ladies and gentlemen
<CJ> yeah?
<Laurie> That's nose hair.
<Kookaburra> suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure do
<CJ> heh
<gervy> ewwww
<francheska> good night
<Kookaburra> I actually got my butt waxed today... most horrific experience of my life
* CJ farts next to kook and walks off
<Laurie> Who's leaving?
<Kookaburra> GODrules... I'm trying to explain to myself how your rediculas comments and predictions of new world order and my sexuality pops in your head..you either 1) Played next to powerlines as a kid 2) Ate paint chips 3) Your parents share the same parents
Pixie-Stick> bucky-katt ate 'me *nods*
<bucky-katt> i did?
<FalalaDAH> ROFL!
<Pixie-Stick> Erm, yeah
<bucky-katt> does racerx know?
<FalalaDAH> lol
<Pixie-Stick> awww hell, sorry
* bucky-katt smax himself
* bucky-katt hugs Pixie-Stick
* Laurie stuffs Kookaburra in a cock
<Laurie> SOCK!!!
<bucky-katt> ?????????????????
<Kookaburra> WOWOOW
<Laurie> oh shit, I'm sorry
<Kookaburra> AHAHAH
<Laurie> SORRY!!!
<raxxor> Byter wow acc mot rs acc
<Laurie> Gawd I'm sorry
<Kookaburra> cock-a-doodle-dooo
<Kookaburra> QUOTE!!
<bucky-katt> brb in e-mail
<CJ> whats F12?
<Laurie> "finished"
* Laurie nods
<CJ> LOLOL
<Naya> LOL
<DAHwoman> ROFL
<RacerX> An F11 + 1
<Dingo> I have one F1, is "I swear the doctor said its not contagious" F2 "C'MON BABY, I don't care if you have an headache" F3 "YES, Iam the king"
<RacerX> Jeez
<Laurie> Dingo, you forgot F6: "Hon, shouldn't you be part of this too?"
<CJ> hehehe laurie
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<RoyalBrat> cj your going to get it
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<gervy> that's what he's hoping
<CJ> LOLOLOL
<CJ> chan quote
<CJ> ok rb
<bucky-katt> ow ow ow ow OW OW OW OW!
* Laurie trips bucky-katt
<CJ> whats wrong bucky???
<CJ> gervy kick ya?
<bucky-katt> i just put some ben-gay on my privates thinking it might get rid of an itch
<AusStriker> 3 on 3 mmm i like
<bucky-katt> it did...........................
<CJ> that HURTS!!!!!!!
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<CJ> been there, done that
<bucky-katt> it's.................warm
<CJ> burns like hades
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<bucky-katt> ok burning it stopping
<Laurie> You just what?
<bucky-katt> thank god
<CJ> oh put some water on it ya want warm
<CJ> lololololol
<CJ> chan quotes >:D
<bucky-katt> i put ben-gay on my privayes Laurie
<bucky-katt> privates
<CJ> lol
<bucky-katt> the itching is gone
<CJ> oh yeah
<Laurie> lol I have a comment for that but will refrain.
<CJ> i bet it is :)
<bucky-katt> lol why Laurie
<bucky-katt> i wanna hear
<BeerServ> oh man
<CJ> try benadryl lotion
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<CJ> seriously
<CJ> dare i put that in chan quotes *cj whistles while thinking*
<BeerServ> go to "lovers package" you can get aerosol benzocaine.
<BeerServ> that'll take care of it.
<CJ> oh that numbs everything
<AusStriker> hey cj u feeling lucky?
<CJ> thats right
<CJ> so did you buy the new 4wd?
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<AusStriker> the one i showed ya?
<CJ> the one you showed me?
<BeerServ> ¶:) ¶:) ¶:) ¶:) ¶:) ¶:) ¶:) ¶:) ¶:)
<CJ> lolololol
<AusStriker> fuck yea
<CJ> mmmmmm beer
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<BeerServ> you cant say fuck here on channel!
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<CJ> HAHAHAHAHAAHAH
<CJ> HAHAHAHAHAAHAH
<CJ> sure ya can
<AusStriker> i beg the differ
<CJ> just have to be an op
Pixie-Stick> Altho they need them....with a lil bell....I think they're gettin tired of gettin stepped on, kicked in the dark, rolled over in bed....and shut in the panty.
<ooh-babi> ahh...poor kittys
<Pixie-Stick> pantry
<Pixie-Stick> not panty
<Pixie-Stick> christ
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<Pixie-Stick> NOT ONE smart ass msg.
<bucky-katt> all ours have collars with their names and addresses and phone numbers
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<gervy> who's panty
<bucky-katt> poor cats
<gervy> chanquotes
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<bucky-katt> it's stuffy in there
<RacerX> Heya (VipOrX) my little munkie-swooner
<VipOrX> All the single hotties put your hands in the air, and holla VipOrX and sing like ya jes dont care!
<VipOrX> woop woop!
<CJ> LOLOL
<CJ> i iron shirts for work all the time
<CJ> since i'm "management" *eye roll*
<RoyalBrat> management ummmm nope i is the boss
<RoyalBrat> and i make up honey to do list
<RoyalBrat> hehe
<gervy> yeah cj and i do iron shirts that need it when i'm working but i try to avoid those that need ironing lol
<gervy> roflmao i won't tell you what i thought you typed RoyalBrat but it wasn't honey
<CJ> honey do list???
<CJ> heh
<RoyalBrat> rofl
<josh4> anybody from india
<CJ> waits on mammie to ground gervy
<CJ> :)
<mammie> grounded
<gervy> i didn't do nothing
<CJ> HAHAHAH
<CJ> :)
<mammie> yes you did
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<mammie> i was watching
<CJ> :D :D :D :D :D :D
<mammie> just thining
<gervy> did not
<RoyalBrat> haha
<gervy> oh i wish i was thinning mammie lol
<mammie> you maybe the founder but your thoughts were not good ones
<CJ> busted!
<RoyalBrat> grounded lol got to love mammie when she does that
<gervy> hey i didn't type it RoyalBrat did its all her fault
<CJ> ^5's mammie
<RoyalBrat> haha
<mammie> um madame founder deal!!!!
<mammie> you are grounded i believe for the first time ever!
<RoyalBrat> thanks goodness i did not ban myself
* mammie struts across the channel as the grounder of the naughty ones
<RoyalBrat> cause there was some not so hot stuff lol
<gervy> roflmao
<mammie> i have never grounded her before
<CJ> hey gervy, what do ya think about me hiring royalbrat to be the ass engineer?
<CJ> oh no
<CJ> i mean
<BadWitch> rofl sounds good to me cj
<CJ> hey gervy, what do ya think about me hiring royalbrat to be the asst engineer?
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<RoyalBrat> ass
<CJ> damn
<BadWitch> roflmao
<CJ> sorry
<RoyalBrat> your hiring me as your ass
<BadWitch> cj you gotta put that on quotes page you know
<yada> blowjobbing may be
<RoyalBrat> bucky stop kicking yoyrsrlf
* bucky-katt smak RoyalBrat again
<bucky-katt> s
<RoyalBrat> ouchie
<CJ> oh yeah babiyyyyyy
<RoyalBrat> darn
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<RoyalBrat> i just said u had a smart ass
<bucky-katt> lol
<CJ> yeah
<RoyalBrat> and he smaks me
* bucky-katt tests the IQ of his backside
<bucky-katt> 167!
<RoyalBrat> haha
<RoyalBrat> as i said smart ass
<bucky-katt> lol
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<bucky-smartbutt-katt> heh
<Pixie-Stick> I look up at the tv and look back down, all I see is "porn" and "supr remove your fingers"
<royalbrat> 8 to 10 inches across
<royalbrat> it was a huge
<CJ> hehe
<CJ> *snicker*
<USARDrill> I always want to stuff a box!!!
<CJ> i hope shes in a good mood when she gets off
<CJ> WORK
<CJ> sorry
<CJ> lol
<streetrat> lol
* Laurie backspaces
<CJ> stop snickering dammit
<AusStriker> someone have a big nite last night?
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<CJ> errr
<CJ> ask RB
<AusStriker> i take that as a yes
<CJ> wait that wasnt last night ;-)
<RoyalBrat> it was the night before
<RoyalBrat> darn dinner was good
<AusStriker> now we dont wanna know what happended in the bedroom
<CJ> LOL
<CJ> CHAN QUOTE
<bucky-katt> »§« !bucky-katt boner.wav (47.49 kb) »§«
<jim-mm> LOL
<jim-mm> we've gotta code a !quote into one of the bots
<AusStriker> ya sure it was dinner and not dessert?
<RoyalBrat> both
[bucky-katt SOUND]
<bucky-katt> »§« !bucky-katt Beavis-LongLive.wav (3.58 mb) »§«
<AusStriker> get a rooom YA FILITHY AMINALS
<SantansPrincess> lol
<CJ> LOL
<RoyalBrat> animals
<Laurie> There ya go, be gentle and cup the chicken
<Laurie> ....before you choke it.
<gervy> roflmao
<bucky-katt> it must be a boy chicken
<DAHwoman> dam you guys
<gervy> lololol
<DAHwoman> CUT ok?
<bucky-katt> lol
<Laurie> Ok back.
<gervy> better than a pet cock roflmao
<gervy> wb Laurie
[21:32] <bucky-katt> i have my own boobs RoyalBrat
[21:33] <gervy> why would he wear a bra when he don't wear underwear half the time
[21:33] <RoyalBrat> rofl
[21:33] <CJ> aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[21:33] <bucky-katt> underwear doesnt let the boys breathe
[21:33] <RoyalBrat> u fly freely
[21:33] <Garren> hurts when ya jump around with no undies
[21:33] <bucky-katt> i freeeball
[21:33] <Garren> well does me
[21:34] <Garren> lol
[21:34] * bucky-katt does NOT jump
[21:34] <RoyalBrat> garren u freeball
[21:34] <Garren> nope
[21:34] <CJ> LOLOLOLOLOL
[21:34] <gervy> rofl but you sure do hit "the boys" a lot .... fence posts, bags of cat food, ummmm shall i continue
[21:34] <RoyalBrat> haha
[21:34] <Garren> lol
[21:35] <bucky-katt> lol the fence post was kind of funny
[13:48] <gopher> I was thinking of a sex change so I could have sex all
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[23:48] <CJ> hey
[23:49] <CJ> gort ya banned my fave place dammit
[23:49] <ikkleangel> haha
[23:49] <CJ> flips off Gort
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[22:04] <Cluehammer> Behave yourselves or I'll masdeop the lot of you!
[22:04] * daisy_dancer puts her gum in CJ's hair
[22:04] <Koalagrrl> cackles
[22:04] <Koalagrrl> still here
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[22:05] <CJ> oh sheit
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[01:53] <CJ> lmao
[01:53] <^BadDog^> i have a crush on ausstrikers feet
[01:53] <CJ> eeeeeeeeeewwwwwww
<DAHwoman> oh bucky.. im sure you know that the brushy thing you gotta keep wet goes inside the long HARD wood tube with the holes. and then the blowy thing on top of that
<bucky-katt> lololol yup DAHwoman
<DAHwoman> I sent the blowy thing to bucky
<DAHwoman> they are just wooding no berries
<DAHwoman> they are aweful!
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<DAHwoman> and sharp lil pricks too
<DAHwoman> dam!
<DAHwoman> oops.. thorns.. thorns!
<bucky-katt> lol chanquotes!
<CJ> its sure got quiet
<CJ> lol
<RoyalBrat> he is getting into my nuts
<CJ> um
<bucky-katt> lol
<CJ> lol
[21:04] <RoyalBrat> i talk about nuts and they come out of the woodwork sorry Laurie
<ooh-babi> startin to smell good here
<CJ> she'll get me if i do lol
<gervy> oh you took a shower did ya ooh-babi
<Laurie> lol gervy.
<CJ> OMG
<streetrat> stand back cjs thinking
<Deedsy> smells like Fall here.. felt like it too, today
<CJ> AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
<ooh-babi> ·gervy· yeah ...that too.. but i meant supper... ;P~~
<Laurie> I'm ready for Fall.
<CJ> i read that as fart, sorry, my bad
<AusStriker> dirty deeds done with sheep
<gervy> AusStriker!!!!
<AusStriker> sowwy
<AroyalBrat> lmao
<Elmofreak> lol i have that one
<AroyalBrat> no shearing the sheep in channel
<weirdikkleangel> haha
<gervy> i don't think he was shearing them roflmao
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<AroyalBrat> well i was being good
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<bucky-katt> lol they have these 24 inch corndogs at our fair
<DAHwoman> wow
<DAHwoman> a mouth full
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<DAHwoman> oh god...
<bucky-katt> mmmmmmmmmmm giant corndogs
<RoyalBrat> cluehammer u metal britches all we have to do is step on your tin food and feed u bots
<gervy> oh yeah bucky-katt play the bagpipes when the neighbors play there loud music
<DAHwoman> oh maaaaaaaaaan.. did i type that?
<bucky-katt> a practice chanter
<DAHwoman> but it really does
<gervy> yeah you did DAHwoman rofl
<bucky-katt> hmmmmmm chanquotes!
<DAHwoman> rofl gervy get back at em
<DAHwoman> play off key
<DAHwoman> well its true
<gervy> yeah DAHwoman might work better than calling the cops
<gervy> that hasn't worked
<DAHwoman> i donno what its called.. but that what they said it was
<DAHwoman> lol for sure gervy
<DAHwoman> I should find it and send it to ya
<DAHwoman> I got it at a yard sale for 2 bux
<bucky-katt> cool!
<bucky-katt> wow
<CJ> hell I'm lucky to have 2 bras he
<CJ> damn
<DAHwoman> lol
<DAHwoman> yes?
<CJ> 2 bars here on my cell
<DAHwoman> for yer many teets cj?
<kerfuffle> no deer here in africa .... how are you wiff elephant ?
<DAHwoman> prolly nothing in the deer family
<DAHwoman> well antelope?
<DAHwoman> are they in the same family?
<DAHwoman> like deer elk mooses?
<kerfuffle> noooooooooooo
And now, one for gervy's birthday ..........
[20:35] <^SpiritWolf^> it woudl burn the house down if he found that many candles
[20:35] <RoyalBrat> lol
[20:35] <^SpiritWolf^> WHOOPS did I say that
[20:35] <CJ> LMAO
[20:35] <^SpiritWolf^> shhhhhhhh
[20:35] <CJ> AHAHAHAHAHAHA
[20:35] <RoyalBrat> rofl
<Laurie> Im-Too-Confused never lets me have any unf
<Laurie> fun
<Laurie> wow.
<lover-4> of what
<DAHwoman> I like unf better
<Laurie> lol
* DAHwoman takes Laurie's unf
<Laurie> I need my unf!
<lover-4> hhehehehe
<DAHwoman> no no its mine
<Laurie> I'll be unf-less
<DAHwoman> you didnt wannit
<DAHwoman> lol
<Laurie> Ohhhh yes I do
<Laurie> I do!
<DAHwoman> unut
<CJ> yeah she makes the big bucks
<RoyalBrat> i know its not cheap
<RoyalBrat> lmao
<gervy> you need it for disney
<CJ> she was gonna hire me to be her private tit guy
<CJ> damn
<CJ> er
<CJ> it guy
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<CJ> shit
<Lox> what??
<CJ> lol
<Lox> that sounded like a decent job..
<bucky-katt> a skid mark is just a souvenier from a fart
<gervy> you guys are just plain gross
<RoyalBrat> well they all know what they say a skunk smells his own hole first
[21:01] <CJ> oh shiet
[21:01] <CJ> hide the beer
[21:01] <bucky-katt> lol no more beer for me today
[21:01] <bucky-katt> i drank 3 10.5% alcohol beers with dinner
[21:02] <CJ> jesus
[21:02] <CJ> um
[21:02] <CJ> got buzz?
[21:02] <CJ> lol
<ET-SR> wonder why they call them "hard" drives ..... I thought a women invented it
<RoyalBrat> he has the right wording for it
<Laurie> Eh, if that were true then my ex invented the floppy drive.
<Garren> lol
<CJ> LMAO
<Hexadecimal> You know. . you'll never hear me say I don't want a female over me. ;->
<bucky-katt> eating huge breasts
* karatekickinkiki_jayne throws water bombs at the evil ops
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<CJ> oh my!
<CJ> plonks kkkj with a water balloon
* Garren pulls out my auto pie cannon,and fires ----===== {) ------=== {) -----===== [) Pies coming at karatekickinkiki_jayne!!
<CJ> heheheheheheheheh
<Garren> *edit*
<RoyalBrat> back
<CJ> nothing like a 1/2 meter water balloon
<CJ> gets out the super soaker water gun
<karatekickinkiki_jayne> ha at least u knoe who u are
<CJ> SPRAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
<CJ> lolololol
<CJ> wb rb
<CJ> sprays RB
<RoyalBrat> thanks cj
* karatekickinkiki_jayne gets the umbrella and runs outside cos its bad luck to open it inside
<CJ> wait shes sick oooooooooops damm
<CJ> hands RB a towel and waits to get his arese kicked lolol
* RoyalBrat gets out ice cubes and puts them down cj pants
<CJ> HEYYYYEYEYEYYY wooooooooooh ooooooooooooo danggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
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<karatekickinkiki_jayne> haha
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<CJ> runs amuck
<CJ> lol
* RoyalBrat clones mammie to ground cj all week
<karatekickinkiki_jayne> lol
<CJ> oh man
<CJ> :-(((((
<RoyalBrat> u got getting off that easy cj
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<mammie> cj had 3 lifetimes worth already
<RoyalBrat> needs more
<Jane3> right.. i best go read for a while.. see ya's all later *hugs*
<RoyalBrat> ok jane
<CJ> nahhhhhhhhhh jane lol
<VeL_VeT> ain't gonna me no running amuck here with all the food packed in!
<CJ> ok jane, night!
<VeL_VeT> huggles later Jane:)
<VeL_VeT> let me guess Janie, playgirl? :)
<VeL_VeT> dang, too slow, lol
* CJ type < !CJ elvishasleft.wav >
<ozzy_retired> well...only the engineers
<DAHwoman> it had 2.. count em 2 5 1/4 floppy drives
<DAHwoman> no hard drive
<ozzy_retired> i can bet that much
.<DAHwoman> you ran stuff from one dick to another
<DAHwoman> ackkkkkkkk
.<DAHwoman> disk!
<DAHwoman> disk
<djmwt> not really , its no fun when everyone else is drunk but me
* SirDevon watches a mouse run through the room .......................... ~~( ,,°°>
<DAHwoman> EEEEEEEEEEK!
.* ^jester^ hands SirDevon a cold refreshing caffeine boosting Mountain .DEW.
<.<SirDevon> lol
* Tazzy2 throws the mousie at SirDevon
* DAHwoman humps on Lox lap
<DAHwoman> oh god.. no no JUMPS
<Tazzy2> LOLOL
<Davage`> hehehe
<DAHwoman> oh crud!
<SirDevon> humps? chan quotes!!!
<CJ>
ya'll
bad
<CJ>
lol
<CJ>
blinks
-_-
O_O
<DAHwoman>
I
was
thinkin..
cant
close
my
mouth..
thats
too
much
to
swallow
<Garren>
«mp3»
The
Rubettes
-
Sugar
Baby
Love.mp3
*
VeL_VeT
doesn't
byte
and
still
keeps
her
mouth
shut
;)
<DAHwoman>
bad
bad
bad
<CJ>
*perk*
<VeL_VeT>
hmmmm,
Rubberettes
eh?
:)
<VeL_VeT>
nah
<CJ>
opens
chan
quotes
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..<DAHwoman>
memosex?
.<qasi>
ok
change
the
topic
<DAHwoman>
wouldnt
that
be
kinda
very
sloooooooooow
going?
.<^ScooteR^>
lol
<DAHwoman>
i
memo
you..
you
memo
me
<VeL_VeT>
I was
dreaming I
was on
stage with
Barbara
Streisand,
now is
that
WEIRD, or
is that
weird
.* VeL_VeT
*shakes*
her head
<DAHwoman>
lol very
weird
VeL_VeT
.<VeL_VeT>
too bad it
wasn't a
sex
dream....
.* VeL_VeT
would
probably
still be
sleeping
now!
.<DAHwoman>
LOL with
barbara
streisand?
.<DAHwoman>
ahahaha!
yer funny
<VeL_VeT>
grrrr, not
with BS
<DAHwoman>
ahahaha
.<VeL_VeT>
with a man
silly, OMG
.<VeL_VeT>
somehow I
knew you
were gonna
think that
after I
hit enter,
lol
* VeL_VeT
updates
afl, DAH
will bbs,
she's
driving
naked to
the church
and back:)
[02:16] <VeL_VeT> you just made me drool my drink
[00:45] <Moishe>
I happen
to test
water bras
[00:45]
<Tazzy2>
oh baby
[00:45] ->
*Moishe*
lol
[00:45] <Moishe>
Can I
help?
[00:45] <RoyalBrat>
they broke
[00:45]
<Tazzy2> I
bet you do
Moishe
[00:20] *
DAHwoman
needs a
booby
heater
[00:20]
<CJ> lol
[00:21] <RoyalBrat>
get a guy
with warm
hands
[00:21]
<Tazzy2>
me too.. a
human
booby
heater
[00:13] <DAHwoman> at least its a clean sweat
[22:26]
<CJ> let
kittan use
those
handcuffs
on tinman
while he's
sleeping
[22:26]
<CJ> wakie
wakie!
[22:26]
<CJ>
that'll
get his
attn when
he takes
that
casual 3am
pp break
half
asleep ;-)
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[22:27] <kittan>
hey cj...hows
v??? ltns
on
her...hope
ass is
well
[22:27] <kittan>
all...darn
keyboard
[22:27] <VeL_VeT>
wow
[22:27]
<CJ>
you'll
have to
ask
buckykatt
about the
ass end of
that ...
[22:27]
<CJ> but
she's well
:D
[22:27]
<CJ>
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahh
[22:27] *
VeL_VeT
wondered
what
gervy's
ass had to
do with
being well
kittan,
roflmao,
that was
funny!
:))))))
[22:27]
<CJ>
channel
quote
[22:27] <kittan>
omg i dont
believe i
did
that.....lolol
[02:17]
<Gopher2>
welcome
back CJ
[02:17] *
VeL_VeT 's
only
interested
if the
weather
dude is
NUDE Ski
[02:17]
<CJ> lol
[02:17]
<CJ>
aaaaaaaahahahah
[02:23]
<Ski> no
the
weather
dude was
not nude.
[02:23] <VeL_VeT>
damn
[02:23] <Garren>
;lol
[02:23]
<CJ> lmao
[02:23]
<Gopher2>
why wasn't
he nude
[02:23] *VeL_VeT*
she's not
here often
[02:23]
<Ski>
because he
wasn't.
[02:23]
<CJ> wrong
thing to
use for a
pointer,
matey ....
[02:23] <Koalagrrl>
thats a
shame lol
[02:24] <Garren>
damn
straight
ppl
[01:13]
<VeL_VeT>
COCK
FLOOD????
Where CJ?
[01:13] <WooleySox>
krispy!
[01:13]
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[01:13]
<Ski> oh
my
[01:13]
<CJ>
LOLOLOL
[01:13]
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chinese
netblocks
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much
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actiavity
and
lamerage)
[01:13] <DAHwoman>
i want
that
[01:13]
<Ski>
VeL_VeT
try
craigslist
[01:13]
<CJ> what?
[01:13] <Garren>
cock
???...haha
[01:13] <DAHwoman>
ill take
one
VeL_VeT
[01:13]
<CJ> do i
dare ask,
DAH?
[01:13] <VeL_VeT>
grrrrrrrrrrrr,
CLOCK
[01:13] <DAHwoman>
lol ski
[01:14]
<CJ> i
already
got one,
thanks
anyways
[01:14] <DAHwoman>
sure cj
[01:14]
<Jane3>
lol
[01:14] <VeL_VeT>
huggles
thanks on
the WB
Ski:)
[01:14] <MisMichievous>
lol
[01:14]
<Ski>
!ping
[01:14] <DAHwoman>
flood me
with them
all you
want!
[01:14]
<CJ> pong
[01:14] <VeL_VeT>
lol thanks
WS:)
[01:14] *
DAHwoman
doesnt
mind
[01:14] <VeL_VeT>
huggles
MisMichievous,
how are
you? :)
[01:14]
<Ski>
hmmmmm
[01:14] <kayte>
omg.. u
guys..
have u all
gone nuts?
rofl.. i
sure hope
so..
[03:50] *
Super1
puts on
white
speedos ,
u called ?
[03:50]
<Janie>
lol
[03:50] <byrnsy>
there is
the reason
we tell
you not to
smoke meth
and come
onto the
internet
<SirDevon> lol USAR.. it's been a while.. but not that long.. uhhh errr, that didn't come out right either
* Super1 pulls me speedo up , now stop talking bout crack..sesnistive topic
<Etonicc> thankies
<Tazzy2>
later
Etonicc..
huggles
<DAHwoman>
was
it
a
6
or
12
incher?
*
Tazzy2
steals
his
subbie
when
he
is
not
lookin
<DAHwoman>
if
its
12
you
can
share
<Etonicc>
huggles
back
Tazzy2
<DAHwoman>
hugs
<Tazzy2>
oh
chanquotes
<DAHwoman>
oh
crud
Garren was
kicked by
bucky-katt
( Clone
Removal of
*!*@ppp104-118.lns1.bne1.internode.on.net)
<bucky-katt>
oh shit
bucky-katt
was kicked
by |Gort|
(Bad word!
Please to
go to
status!)
<forensick_91>
this room
gettin
flood
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sets mode:
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<VeL_VeT>
roflmao
and that's
entertainment!!!!
;)
<Tazzy2>
oh here
comes msg
<DAHwoman>
VeL_VeT
eating a
huge
sausage..
too good
to paass
up
<CJ> *OMG*
<Tazzy2>
uh huh...
lol
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sets mode:
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<CJ>
aaaaaaaaaaahahahah
webcam!
* VeL_VeT
sticks out
her tongue
at CJ and
blows a
huge
razzberry!:Ş
*
Dragon^Tears
is glad
she's
almost
asleep
<Tazzy2>
watch
out.. it
might get
bitten
* VeL_VeT
has a BIG
mouth....what
can she
say :P
<azzziz>
hi every
body
<CJ>
sticks out
his umm
feather
<Tazzy2>
oh gawd..
chanquotes
<Ski>
dunno...
<Tazzy2>
LOLOL
<DAHwoman>
oh geez
<VeL_VeT>
roflmao
DAH!!!!
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<Ski> what
do you
suppose
would be
appropriate
to say?
<Tazzy2>
ok all.. I
am going
outside to
cool off
again
* VeL_VeT
had a
mouthful
on that
missy! :P
<VeL_VeT>
hahahahaha,
that was
funny:)
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sets mode:
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<CJ> and
how was it
>:D
<Ski> or
better
yet:
something
inappropriate
might work
too.
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<DAHwoman>
oh.. i put
it in
private
notice
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<CJ> put
it in
where?
* VeL_VeT
keeps her
lips
*sealed*....ain't
gonna say
nothing,
no way no
how and
you can't
even beat
it outta
me :P
<VeL_VeT>
beat it ;)
* VeL_VeT
*giggles*
:)
<DAHwoman>
lol
<Ski>
hmmmmm???
<CJ> its
NOT miles
long!
<CJ> :D
<DAHwoman>
no thats
the other
thing
<Tazzy2> mammie is grounded
<bucky-katt>
gonna go
pet the
pussies
<bucky-katt>
cats that
is
<RacerX>
mammie:
While it's
true - I
am the
sexiest
user here,
I do
belong to
Laurie
<NHL_FREAK>
hi anyone
know where ican get
some
questions
answered
about a
dream i
keep
having
<NHL_FREAK>
someone
please
<gervy>
roflmao
NHL_FREAK
try your
therapist
<VeL_VeT>
what's
wrong NHL?
<Tazzy2>
NHL_FREAK
this is a
MIRC help
channel..
not a
dreams
help
channel
<NHL_FREAK>
ya but
there ha
to be a
channel on
mirc
* VeL_VeT
puts on
her dear
gabby hat,
ok what's
the dream
NHL?
<Tazzy2>
LOLOL
<NHL_FREAK>
i keep
seeing
this red
silk
cloaked
figure in
my dreams
<Tazzy2>
oh gawd
VeL_VeT
<gervy>
NHL_FREAK
then tye
/list
dreams
<VeL_VeT>
hmmmm,
<Tazzy2>
little red
ridinghood
<VeL_VeT>
means
you're
going to
HELL
NHL_FREAK,
sorry, but
that's
what I
read outta
your
dream:)
<Cluehammer>
Gan you
give me
directions?
I can't
find it on
Google
Maps...
<Tazzy2>
he is the
wolf.. the
end
<gervy>
NHL_FREAK
don't even
start ...
bucky katt
told me
your dream
is not
nice
<NHL_FREAK>
its black
then room
lights up
with
flames
then this
omen like
figure
dressed in
red silk
apears and
the dream
ends
<gervy>
______====]OO|_-_-__][©
¡!¡Hey
NHL_FREAK!
°°°°
<gervy>
[_______]_|®®_________)¡
! ¡ Lamer
Train! ¡ ¡
<gervy> oo
oo'oo ' OO
OO -|ooo.\\
~ Here's
Your Pass!
<VeL_VeT>
ok, well
you better
STOP
NHL_FREAK,
gervy is
the boss!
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<VeL_VeT>
rofl,
ooops, too
late
<Tazzy2>
LOLOLOLOL
<gervy> ok
what was
the
trigger
for that
one
Cluehammer
<Tazzy2>
going to
hell maybe
<Cluehammer>
Gan you
give me
directions?
I can't
find it on
Google
Maps...
<Tazzy2>
there we
go
<gervy>
roflmao
<VeL_VeT>
wow
<gervy>
hell
<gervy>
rofl has
to be
going to
hell i
guess
<Cluehammer>
Gan you
give me
directions?
I can't
find it on
Google
Maps...
<VeL_VeT>
I totally
missed
that one
guys,
wondered
why the
google map
was out
<Tazzy2>
yeppers
<gervy>
yup
lololol
<Tazzy2>
LOLOL
* gervy
thinks jim
had too
much time
on his
hands the
other day
lol
<VeL_VeT>
lol
<Tazzy2>
yeah but
it is
funny when
he puts
new ones
in there
<Tazzy2> I
laugh hard
By the way, it's spelled "Can" -- webmaster ;-)
<CJ> hits
the dive
klaxon
<CJ> BONG
BONG "dive
Dive"
<Tazzy2>
LOLOL
<CJ>
prepare to
dive the
boat,
captain
<Tazzy2>
you all
are crazy
<VeL_VeT>
dive?
*<VeL_VeT>
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
<Tazzy2>
specially
after last
night
<Tazzy2>
lmfao
<VeL_VeT>
gotta LOVE
head first
eh? :)))))
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<Tazzy2>
OMG he
gets it
<CJ> hey
the light
bulb is on
<Tazzy2>
WHAT...
now what
did I do
<CJ> lol
<Tazzy2>
OMFG
<Tazzy2>
CJ..
chanquote
that
please
<Ski> oops
<VeL_VeT>
wow, did I
just say
that?
<Ski>
hmmm???
<CJ> lmao
<CJ> lmao
<VeL_VeT>
he started
it though
<CJ>
*perk*
head?
DAHwoman>
a meat
salesmen
came by
<DAHwoman>
he was
desperate
to sell
his meat
<Janie>
LOL
<DAHwoman>
so i
bought a
bunch
* Janie
re-reads
hat
<Janie>
that
<DAHwoman>
lol
<DAHwoman>
oh crud!
<Janie>
LOLOL
<DAHwoman>
oh shoot
<DAHwoman>
i didnt
even
realize!
* DAHwoman
gasps
<Janie>
how much
ya give me
to not
send it to
quotes!
<DAHwoman>
lol
<DAHwoman>
im dieing
<DAHwoman>
im sooo
lame!
<DAHwoman>
thats
funny tho
<Janie>
nah it's
me.. rofl
<DAHwoman>
oh god
<Janie> i
got tears
<DAHwoman>
but any
way he had
some
terrific
meat
<Janie> my
dad is
sittin
right next
to me..
like 1
metre away
<CJ> hey I
found some
men's
underwear
on
cafepress.com
* DAHwoman
<
(van-halen)-hot-for-teacher.wav
>
<CJ> says
"caution,
choking
hazard" on
them
<TheTeacher>
and Ernest
Scared
Stupid
<CJ> i was
like
WHATTTTT?!!!
<CJ> lol
<TheTeacher>
and Ernest
goes to
camp
<DAHwoman>
ROFL cj
<TheTeacher>
ewwww CJ
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<TheTeacher>
and now
Ernest
becomes
Guest:)))))
<TheTeacher>
not the
chokin'
part
<CJ> the
others ..
I like
this one
.. said
VIRUS FREE
(I use a
Mac) on
them
<TheTeacher>
too much
cross
gender
mixing it
seems
people
changing
their hats
daily here
<[4ku> so
there are
fake girls
huh?
<DAHwoman>
or just
lick the
word
#teens
<Lox> when your trying to lick the carpet.. sometimes you get a rug burn..
<VeL_VeT> but then that would be a rug burnt tongue, yes ? :)
<VeL_VeT>
horse
clippers
would be
good for
hairy
butts I
guess
<bucky-katt>
lol my
butt hair
gets
caught in
the blades
<VeL_VeT>
be alot
courser
then the
hair on
your head,
pits or
chest I
guess!
<RoyalBrat>
well braid
them
bucky-katt
<bucky-katt>
nahhhhhhhhh
i like the
insulation
during the
winter
months
<bucky-katt>
no worries
about cold
toilet
seats
<VeL_Vet> lol Tazz,
I was
gonna say
who's
Jack:)
<^sInFuLlyWilD^>
yeah yeah
yeah
VeL_VeT...
damn tab
key
<VeL_Vet>
lol you
scared
Jack off,
he LEFT
<^sInFuLlyWilD^>
LOLOL
<^sInFuLlyWilD^>
yeah
well..
<VeL_Vet>
Jack's off
<RacerX>
*cough*
<^sInFuLlyWilD^>
uh huhuhuh..
lol
<Jane3>
LOL
<Corey>
like i
said...
too easy
* Jane3
tells
VeL_VeT to
re-read
that
<mammie>
someone
should be
sending
quotes to
cj
<VeL_Vet>
he chose
the dang
nickname,
NOT me,
lolol
<^sInFuLlyWilD^>
she knows
what she
typed...
lol
[Izagard:#beginner
MP3] Jack
Off Jill -
Bruises
are Back
in
Style.mp3
<mammie>
you get to
wear a low
cut top
***
Lamer-Magnet
is now
known as
Laurie
<mammie>
yahooooo
<CJ> :D
<mammie>
meg says
if you got
it flaunt
it
<bucky-katt>
can i wear
a speedo
next time
we go out
gervy?
<mammie>
um bucky
no
<CJ> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
<bucky-katt>
oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh
they
sighted
beaver in
NYC
<gervy>
or encase
them in
chicken
wire lol
<bucky-katt>
a beaver i
should say
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<gervy>
who wasn't
wearing
underwear
bucky-katt
<CJ> theres a
lotta
beavers in
nyc
<CJ> umm
OH
<Tazzy2> LOLOLOL
<CJ> errr
<CJ> erase
that
<seattle39> hmmmm
<CJ> bad bucky
<tdd> cj
lost his
pants over
cheesecake
lol
<DAHwoman>
wow
<DAHwoman>
good to
know
<tdd> lol
<tdd>
scary
thought..
* DAHwoman
chalks
that up to
how to get
cjs pants
off notes
[22:43] <RoyalBrat>
mammie the only
butt kissing i do
is oh shoot not
telling
[22:43] <CJ> heh
[22:43] <Moishe> I
don't do corners
[22:43] <CJ> mons
rb
[22:43] <CJ> moons
[22:44] <RoyalBrat> mammie cj don't moon he just bares it all
<DAHwoman> ummmm
<DAHwoman> i told my new bf the house i wanted here
~~[05:30] <USARDrill> I was hoping
you were gonna end that with...
ties USARDrill down....
[05:31] * CJ type < !CJ
ThankYouSir.wav > to get this wav
<ThankYouSir.wav is 269356 bytes>
[05:31] <VeL_VeT> it's in my face
[05:31] <USARDrill> lol
[05:31] <AusStriker> really?
[05:31] *** jepongzki was kicked
by ^BadDog^ (Banned)
[05:31] <CJ> heh
[05:31] <VeL_VeT> it's
loooooooooooooong
[05:31] *** |Gort| sets mode: +b
*!*@125.16?.*
[05:31] <VeL_VeT> hi Ri_r
[05:31] <USARDrill> roflmao
[05:28] <AusStriker> USARDrill the boob warmer
[03:51] <convict> I noticed I am not on the quotes page
<VeL_VeT> wanna clue me in guys?
lolol
<VeL_VeT> who's bobbit we slicin'?
<DAHwoman> ack
* DAHwoman smax Laurie
<Laurie> LOL!
<Laurie> I have a warped sense of
humor.
<Laurie> Blame it on Sinphul.
<DAHwoman> GAG ME!
<Jane3> we do too
<Laurie> lolol
<DAHwoman> oh yer bad big time
<VeL_VeT> with a SPOON
* Laurie falls over laffin
<DAHwoman> nooooooooo more oreos
for me
<Sinphul> hey.. don't blame me..
<DAHwoman> ack!
<DAHwoman> wb Sinphul
<VeL_VeT> hahahaha, I remember
that era real well!
))))
<Laurie> lol DAHwoman, ya don't
know what yer missin!
<Jane3> yeh Sinphul started it
somehow
<Sinphul> I don't belong to the
same gender as that knife happy
woman!
<Laurie> Its all Sinphul's fault.
<DAHwoman> well the way you
splained em Laurie i dont wanna
know
<Laurie> lmao
<Laurie> Hey, I'm innocent here,
just made one lil comparison!
* Jane3 giggles
<Sinphul> Oh great.. mob of
women..who are now influenced.. by
bobbit.. I'm sleeping with one eye
open..and a chasity belt on!
[20:06] <VeL_VeT> k scratch the cherry part, it's STRAWBERRIES, yummie!!!!!!!!!!!
[20:06] <Tazzy2> oh I am not saying NUFFIN
to that VeL_VeT
[20:06] <VeL_VeT> still a little frozen,
but I ain't waitin' any longer
[20:06] * VeL_VeT gets a numb tongue
[20:06] <Tazzy2> ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[20:06] <Tazzy2> OMG
[20:06] <Tazzy2> no no no nono
[20:06] <Tazzy2> stop
[20:07] <Papa^G> «mp3» Thin Lizzy - Cold
Sweat.mp3
[20:07] <VeL_VeT> want a bite Tazz?
)))))
[20:07] <Tazzy2> uumm VeL_VeT.. I don't
bite other girls cherries.. thanks
[20:07] * VeL_VeT looks at Tazz, don't
make me *choke* on my cherry please, I'm
trying to eat!!!!
)))
[20:08] <VeL_VeT> and it's strawberries I
said, lolol
[20:08] <Tazzy2> oh gawd.. I can't
breathe... I am laughing toooo hard
[20:08] <Tazzy2> yeah.. but you SCRATCHED
the cherry
[20:08] <VeL_VeT> I did NOT
[20:08] <Tazzy2> ok.. chanquotes.. brb
[20:09] <VeL_VeT> good
[20:09] <VeL_VeT> now I can eat in peace
man
[02:18] * DAHwoman hands Gracy9 the binoculars
[02:18] <AusStriker> lol
[02:18] <CJ> thick or no?
[02:18] * mrsausstrikertobe never tells
[02:18] <Tazzy2> I gotta see this answer
[02:18] <DAHwoman> oh thick very very thick!
[02:18] <Tazzy2> LOLOLOL
[02:19] * mrsausstrikertobe asks dovianna if she
is free on saturday i need a witness
[02:19] *** ^BadDog^ sets mode: +l 51
[02:13] *
DAHwoman leaves the latex nurses outfit in the
corner for the next victom!
[02:13] <Dovianna> :P
[02:01] <byrnsy> waiting for the nurse in
latex!
[02:01] <Tazzy2> LOLOL byrnsy
[02:01] * mammie reminds byrnsy that latex can
create a rash
[02:00] * mammie whispers in ausstriker's ear i
hear your hot
[02:00] * DAHwoman tapes her fingers
[ Ski ]Has left Irc at 02:00am
[02:00] <AusStriker> really and who told u that
[ Ski ]is on Irc at 02:00am
[02:00] * mammie never reveals her source
[02:00] <AusStriker> oh really
[00:22] <Tazzy2> CJ is grounded tooooo
[00:22] <mammie> ok dah that makes you grounded
for life
[00:22] <DAHwoman> see you cant ground me!
[00:22] <Lox> DAH doesn't agree with me being
grounded..
[00:22] <mammie> i am not!!!!!!
[00:22] <mammie> and
[00:22] <AusStriker> do it
[00:22] <DAHwoman> ops cant be grounded.. right?
[00:22] <Tazzy2> not me.. I am innocent... lololol
[00:22] <USARDrill> Umm...where am I grounded
too????
[00:22] * Harry-Mudd grounds mammie - into the
ground - groovy
[00:24] <mammie> ok lets list the rules of being
grounded
[00:24] <mammie> 1 no sharing corners
[00:26] * Tazzy2 joins USARDrill in his no exits
corner
[00:26] * Harry-Mudd grounds Tazzy2 AGAIN
[00:26] * mammie goes to the nunnery for sanity
[00:26] <CJ> enter only?
[00:27] <mammie> oki think tammers needs to be
here
[00:27] <DAHwoman> oh god!
[00:27] <DAHwoman> bad bad bad
[00:28] *** |Gort| sets mode: +b *!*intan_bin@203.130.240.226
[00:28] <mammie> she needs to lighten her load
[00:28] <CJ> aint seen her since methusela was a
young man
[00:28] <USARDrill> lol
[00:28] <mammie> i saw her yesterday
[00:28] <DAHwoman> tell her we miss her
[00:28] <CJ> she instinctively knows when I'm not
on line lol
[00:28] <DAHwoman> aflamingo and zukee said to say
hi to everyone
[00:28] <mammie> yes wel whose fault is that
[00:29] <Lox> Hi!
[00:29] <mammie> cj hmmmm
[00:29] <DAHwoman> awe
[00:29] <CJ> dunno, aint mine lol
[00:30] <Tazzy2> oh I know what I missed.. being in the corner with USARDrill... come here you
[00:19] <DAHwoman> lol Tazzy2 you and innocent
dont belong in the same sentence
[00:19] <mammie> tazzy is not inncoent
[00:19] <Tazzy2> yes.. ME!!!!!!!
[00:20] <Harry-Mudd> <== not saved - thank God
[00:20] <USARDrill> lol
[00:18] <mammie> harry is now grounded
[00:18] <USARDrill> Okay..so we know DAHwoman
likes em thick
[06:37] <Jane3> my battery is about to goooooooooooooooo