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Last update: January 28, 2011

 

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<bucky-katt> is my butt hair turning white too?


<monkyball> i wish i could be made in make-beleif-ville with a 3rd arm or 3rd eye


[22:32] *** ^BadDog^ sets mode: +b *3?f!*@*
[08:21] <Rannots> what about them ??
[08:21] <Rannots> you did /
[08:21] <Rannots> who im afraid to ask but will anyway
[08:21] <Naya> my bf dropped in from work for a coffee :D
[08:22] <Naya> he's a sweetie
[08:22] <Cluehammer> Oh god.. once more and I think I'm gonna PUKE!
[08:22] <Rannots> yep
[08:22] <Rannots> sweetie
[08:22] <Cluehammer> Oh god.. once more and I think I'm gonna PUKE!
[08:22] <Rannots> well then puke
[08:22] <Rannots> we will get CJ to clean it up
[08:23] <rosbud> what mean puke?
[08:23] <Rannots> throw up
[08:23] <Garren> vomit
[08:23] <Rannots> barf
[08:23] <rosbud> o my god!
[08:23] <Rannots> yack
[08:23] <Garren> chunder
[08:23] <Rannots> shout at your shoes
[08:24] <Rannots> drive the porcilein bus
[08:24] <Garren> chuck
[08:24] <Rannots> call for your car (BUUUUUUUUICK)
[08:24] <Rannots> technicolor yawn
[08:24] <Garren> lol
[08:25] <rosbud> sorry but i close
[08:25] <Rannots> nothing to be sorry about
[08:25] * rosbud (~rosbud@151.82.36.173) has left #beginner
[08:26] <Rannots> i think we scared that one off
[08:26] <Garren> lol
[08:26] <Naya> rofl

<@DAHwoman> cool MsJoey I got sex on the beach
[18:40] <@DAHwoman> pon my 3rd one
[18:41] <@bucky-katt> one is nuts the other one is plain naughty
15[18:41] * ^BadDog^ sets mode: -b *!*@125.16?.*.*
01[18:41] <@Rannots> you had sex on the beach?
[18:41] <@bucky-katt> dont you get sand
[18:41] <@gervy> and just whom did you have sex with on the beach DAHwoman
15[18:41] * |Gort| sets mode: -b *!*ce_*@*
[18:41] <@bucky-katt> into
[18:41] <@bucky-katt> cracks?
[18:41] <@DAHwoman> yes bucky i do
01[18:41] <@Rannots> lol
[18:41] <@DAHwoman> LOLOL you guys its a drink
01[18:41] <@Rannots> that is what i would be afraid of sand in there where it don't belong 
[18:41] <@DAHwoman> vodka peach schnopps cranberry juice and oj
[18:41] <@bucky-katt> rofl
[18:42] <@bucky-katt> ohhhhhhhhh the drink




<oldage> how was your day? you stuffed
<Rannots> yes stuffed like a christmas goose
<oldage> lol
<oldage> want an enema;)
<oldage> jk
<Rannots> no i think it is now working itself down if you know what i mean
<Naya> gawd
<Naya> just what I needed for a breakfast conversation.... thanks oldage
<oldage> lol
<Rannots> sorry about that
<Rannots> aleast i didn't say down and out ......
<Naya> take your enema and shove it up your..... nm
* oldage keeps his comments to himself
<Rannots> ain't that what you do with one ?
<oldage> lmfao
<Rannots> this is getting bad ill shut up now
<Naya> no sh.t
<Naya> (which is why you need one )
<Rannots> said the contapated man?
<Naya> *sigh* this is getting worse
<oldage> lol
* oldage falls off his chair laughing
<Rannots> lol you can put it on chanquotes
<oldage> we should
<oldage> lol
<Rannots> yea
<Rannots> good idea ill send it in tomorrow
<oldage> send the whole thing in
<Rannots> i will
<Rannots> drag off the log and send away
<Gracy9> lol
<Naya> hey.... discussing "logs" is just taking it too far
<oldage> lol
<Rannots> lol
<Rannots> lol
<Rannots> just a bit far?
<Naya> I'm sending it in btw
<Rannots> oh ok
<Rannots> then i won't bother to send a dupe
<oldage> lol, send it thru the toliet;)
<Naya> I dont have international turd access
<Rannots> lol

<@DAHwoman> Laurie your hair looks great today
<@DAHwoman> you must tell me your hair dresser
<@Rannots> brb on the phone again
<@DAHwoman> im thinking of that popup with the curls
<@DAHwoman> k
<@Laurie> lol
<@Rannots> ahhh poop
<@Rannots> im back
<@Rannots> for a little while anyways
<@DAHwoman> mm kay
<@DAHwoman> no poopin in the channel
<@DAHwoman> bucky is not here to clean it up
<@Rannots> lol
<@Rannots> ok
<@Rannots> i won't poop in channel again
<@DAHwoman> thank you!
<@Rannots> your welcome

<Rannots> a bit of goose trivia for you if there is a bunch of geese flying it is called a wedge of geese but if they are on the ground then it is a gaggle of geese
<bucky-katt> yeah
<bucky-katt> theyre used to humans over on Ft Jackson
<DAHwoman> on the ranch in the town in the valley they got watch geese
<bucky-katt> people feed the things
<DAHwoman> I mean you cant get near the place. the gooses are honkin
<bucky-katt> i've been at many horse farms that have geese or swans as attack critters
<DAHwoman> and they will keep you in the car till the owners come out
<Laurie> Honkin goose.
<Rannots> but then again you can get your goose cooked and the door knob is slicker that goose ...
<Laurie> aint touchin that one
<Laurie> No way, no how.
<Rannots> lol
<Rannots> don't blame you any
<DAHwoman> rofl Laurie
<DAHwoman> im dieing here
<bucky-katt> *choke*

<DAHwoman> I was reading the stats page
<DAHwoman> Im the top active user?
<DAHwoman> ME? really?
*** |Gort| sets mode: -b *!*@110.*
<DAHwoman> probably cuz I sit here and chat to myself!

... and we are so glad you ARE chatting :-)  -webmaster


<CJ> bucky when you picking up the new sound system there?
<bucky-katt> tomorrow
<CJ> :D :D
<bucky-katt> i'm gonna get a ken woody!
<bucky-katt> kenwood i mean!
<Rannots> if it requires you to fart i will be more than happy to pull your finger
<RoyalBrat> wow thats cold

<DAHwoman> I have a sweat shit that says im Grumpy

<DAHwoman> I got some breasts tonight
<bucky-katt> i wonder how much it will cost to bring my motorcycle and
kitties there? lol
<DAHwoman> but.. donno if ill fix em soon. have left over ham
<ledzeppel> i dont know :) i dont use it
<DAHwoman> lOL
<bucky-katt> you have them every night dont you DAHwoman?

<AusStriker> i meet the smartest blonde the other day
<Leia_Nor> No, wisdom and knowledge last, not look
<CJ> her name was Pam?
<gervy> was she smart enough to run the other way hehehe
<gervy> j/k
<CJ> HAHAHAHA
<AusStriker> not sure but she was a labador
<Dovianna> omg
<gervy> omg rofl

<RoyalBrat> then u got a weak bag
<bucky-katt> no comment
 

<DAHwoman> you lost your wavs gervy?
<DAHwoman> dont you still have that dick i sent you?
<DAHwoman> oh crap
<DAHwoman> disk! DISK!
<gervy> roflmao

*Note from webmaster: Sometimes we just HAVE to post these, even if they are embarassing hehe*

<Elmofreak> lol like i dont have a battery supply already. there is a drawer in my desk dedicated to those.
<CJ> oh my
<Naya> O_o you go through that many?

<Elmofreak> okay. now i can hang for a few. then have to go potty. LOL
<Rannots> potty at elmo's house ....
<Rannots> uh i mean party ....
 

<bucky-katt> looks can be deceiving too
* bucky-katt ducks and runs
* Laurie trips bucky-katt
<bucky-katt> i've fallen and i cant get it up!
<bucky-katt> whoops
<bucky-katt> - it
<gervy> roflmao
<Naya> rofl
<Naya> CHAN QUOTES!
* bucky-katt smax Naya


<Naya> friend of mine is in London.... they were expecting lovely
snowfalls and everything to be shut....
<Naya> but got a lil rain instead.
<bucky-katt> back
<Naya> So.... she says "weathermen are just like any other man....
they promise you 6 inches... but all you get is a damp patch"

* Laurie dances for 6-8"

<darkstar1> how do you like working at hooters RoyalBrat?

<bucky-katt> ahhhhh new zealand, where then men are men and the sheep are scared
<CJ> lol
<AusStriker> i herd if u wanna be a man in nz u gotta shag a sheep

<Spook^> i think the sheep could beat aus .. it would only have to close its legs
<CJ> chan quote!
<CJ> lol
<Spook^> lol

<Elmofreak> um i got about 3 inches today
<Laurie> My SUV kicks ass.
<bucky-katt> no comment Elmofreak
<Laurie> Sorry to hear that Elmofreak :-|
<mrbear> Well I'm a maintenance worker at a resort
<Laurie> ^5's bucky-katt


<ooh-babi> i shook it...beat it and even blew at the dang thing... and my numbers and f keys don't work.
<bucky-katt> 768kbps isnt enough anymore
<bucky-katt> ??????????????????????????
<Dovianna> igwig aussie just got into bed
<bucky-katt> ohhhhhhhhh your keyboard
<RoyalBrat> bucky-katt get a rubber band and strech it and there is your band width
<USARDrill> Wow..you beat it and blew it..and it still doesn;t work???
<igwig> aaaah ... thanks Dovianna
<bucky-katt> dont ask me what i thought you were talking about ooh-babi

<Naya> I personally only caught blowies... but the bf did better
<AusStriker> er no comment
<CJ> LOL
<CJ> um
<Naya> *smack*

<Laurie> Sweet 'n Low makes the hair on my chest stand up!

* Laurie looks down.
<Laurie> lol I figured I'd say that, I'm gettin damn sure tired of ppl msg'n me asking my bra size.
 

<K> Dovianna killed AusStriker!AusStriker@staff.nowherenet. (revenge is a bitch isnt it)

<K> AusStriker killed Dovianna (your sweet little ass belongs to us now)

<RoyalBrat> ausie
<RoyalBrat> there is one for u
<rangerx911411> there are other kinds of friction
*** hardtit_girl was kicked by RoyalBrat (ausie not watching)
<Naya> O_O
<Naya> niiiice
[01:19] <CJ> LOL

<RoyalBrat> tell her it needs recharging after an hour
* CJ type < !CJ FullMetalJacket-hooker.wav > to get this wav <FullMetalJacket-hooker.wav is 115570 bytes>
<Padrebear> wht the phone or the dildo

<AusStriker> and there goes the guy with a dog collar around his neck
<CJ> cj refreshes the chan quotes and looks inncent
<CJ> no dog collar here!
<Elmofreak> guess who forgot she was in mirc again LOL
<^BadDog^> sniffs CJ's arse
<CJ> hey!
<RoyalBrat> rofl
<Padrebear> ok bbs cookie making

* gervy shits down on oldage from above
<bucky-katt> lol gervy shit on oldage
* oldage stuffs a plug in gervy

[01:57] <bucky-katt> put slits into the meat and stick the peppers inside it
[01:57] <CJ> damn dood that sounds painful
[01:57] <bucky-katt> lol
[01:57] <bucky-katt> ohhhhhhhhhhhh
[01:57] <bucky-katt> i get it now

<Rannots>  i would tell them what they could do with their super balls

 

<Naya> then I said "Yes my boyfriend has this amazing rod that gets bigger!" and the poor salesman blinked then says "yes maam, we sell extendable reels here too"

<Naya> I asked the bf to buy me a beaver :( But he hasn't
<DAHwoman> rofl
<DAHwoman> he didnt say you already got one?
* DAHwoman < beaver.wav >
<Naya> LOL no

 

<@SrWolf> wifee and her brother got me good ;)
<@mammie> wolfie was naked
<AtomicWedgie> wolfie + tequila = bad
<@SrWolf> lol
<@mammie> you got naked
<@mammie> hmm you are grounded
<AtomicWedgie> hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
<@mammie> but i should inspect the pictures so send em this way
* @bucky-katt + tequila = bloodshed

* oldage shakes his head at SrWolf
<@mammie> mammie + tequilla isnt hapening
<@mammie> oh my
<@mammie> he definitely was grounded
<@SrWolf> lol

* @bucky-katt is so happy he's crappin' rainbows
<@RoyalBrat> haha
<@RoyalBrat> u have colour poo
<Rannots> ??
<@Izagard> lol is it magicaly delicous toooo
<Rannots> poop in living color brought you by bucky-katt
<@RoyalBrat> lol
<Rannots> ROfl
<Rannots> is there a pot of gold at the end of that rainbow??

<CJ> did you know wolfie is really a cat in drag???
* ^BadDog^ sets mode: +l 23
<CJ> shhh dont tell anyone!
<CJ>
<CJ> ok?
<CJ>
<RoyalBrat> a drag cat
<RoyalBrat> wow
<RoyalBrat> wonder if he dresses in pink
* ed31 (~edwin121.54.107.38) has joined #Beginner
<CJ> hahah
<CJ> the managers asst at the spanish station rb, she has a pink laptop computer
<CJ> seriously pink
<CJ> lol
* RoyalBrat is now known as srwolfthedragqueencat
* ^BadDog^ sets mode: +l 25
<CJ> all her hanging files are pink
<CJ> in the drawers lol
<srwolfthedragqueencat> lol
<srwolfthedragqueencat> yea
<CJ> oh my
<CJ> all her hanging files are pink
<CJ> in the drawers lol
<srwolfthedragqueencat> lol
<srwolfthedragqueencat> yea
<CJ> oh my
<srwolfthedragqueencat> wonder if he will notice
<CJ> i know i have alvin on a dvd somewheres dangit
* srwolfthedragqueencat sets mode: -o srwolfthedragqueencat
<Cluehammer> Behave yourselves or I'll masdeop the lot of you!
<srwolfthedragqueencat> shhh
* srwolfthedragqueencat plotting
<^BadDog^> $me sniffs srwolfs butt crack
<CJ> lol
<srwolfthedragqueencat> baddog that just not right
<CJ> hahahahah
<CJ> thats how dogs find out who is who
<CJ>
<srwolfthedragqueencat> yea
<srwolfthedragqueencat> but that just wrong
<^BadDog^> $me marks his territory
<srwolfthedragqueencat> what happens whe srwolf farts
<CJ> lol
<CJ> oh that would suck
<CJ> lolol
<CJ> one hour 54 min brat
<CJ> hour
<srwolfthedragqueencat> ok
<CJ> brb need pepsi
<srwolfthedragqueencat> sure just leave me here
* srwolfthedragqueencat is now known as RoyalBrat
* ChanServ sets mode: +o RoyalBrat
<SrWolf{a}> lol you sick ppl
<SrWolf{a}> bak
* SrWolf{a} is now known as SrWolf
<RoyalBrat> wb SrWolf

<bucky-katt> damn those tyson chicken nuggets are good
<BelindaSue> really
<BelindaSue> bbq chicken
<bucky-katt> gervy isnt feeling good so i just pooped a few nuggets into the oven
<bucky-katt> POPPED!
<Dragon^Tears> lmao
<bucky-katt> i dont poop in the oven usually
<BelindaSue> lol
-> Ops #beginner: oh my ..........
*** ^BadDog^ sets mode: +b *!*@*.wateen.net
<CJ> er
*** sady was kicked by |lookinglass| (Banned: Thanks to CashJobkhi, this isp is banned)
<BelindaSue> dont burn ur bumbum kattt lol
<CJ> so i come back to this screen and see bucky say that .......
 

* @Eirik gaffa tape .. thick ultra sticky tape used by gaffers
and road crew.
<Rannots> ok thanks
<@Eirik> as this is a family channel I won't go in to more
details...
<Rannots> didn't know that is that was called
<@Laurie> I love Fraggle Rock.
<@Eirik> Rannots .. its cloth backed tape ... usually black ..
a great sexual aid lol
* |Gort| sets mode: -b *!*@125.214.188.151
* @Eirik has a fraggled cock
<@Laurie> ROFLMAO
<@Eirik> oops rock
Rannots> no comment
<Rannots> :x
<@Eirik> doh chanquotes
<@Laurie> Yeah, it wouldn't be fraggled if you laid off the
tape from time to time.
<RacerX> ... down in Fraggle Rock
<Rannots> LOL
<@Eirik> nah it's from all the bending it gets lol
<Rannots> i did like fraggle better than the muppet show
<@Laurie> Fraggles are sexy.
<@Eirik> rolls eyes, bring on the smurfs

 

<DAHwoman> well that was fast
<Koalagrrl> chuckles
<SrWolf> me like quickies :)
<DAHwoman> yeah
<DAHwoman> most men do :)
<SrWolf> lol
<SrWolf> I knew I shouldnt have typed it that way ;)
<Koalagrrl> OH yes you did lol

<Laurie> Caught myself the other day, I was changing my shirt and Baby was watching me....."stop lookin at me, you have 12 baby feeders"
<RoyalBrat> Izagard hows your balls
<CJ> yeah
<streetrat> lol oil you mean vasoline
<RoyalBrat> still purple
<bucky-katt> !
<CJ> hows it hanging izzy
<gervy> you all are just plain mean
<Izagard> sore, hows your vagina?
<CJ> hahaha
<gervy> roflmao
<CJ> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 

<Eirik> chanquotes .. oh no we don't, I am NOT gonna be in chan quotes again


* DAHwoman likes furry cats
<CJ> :-D
<DAHwoman> oh crud!
* Eirik suggests a zoo maybe dah?
<DAHwoman> nm
<CJ> meow
<CJ> oh my .............
<CJ> O_O
<DAHwoman> mind just went south
* CJ re reads
* Eirik is not going to do any pussy jokes .. meow
<DAHwoman> ohhhhhhhhh see?
<^BadKitty^> O_O
<DAHwoman> bad bad bad Eirik
* DAHwoman pets ^BadKitty^
<DAHwoman> nice nice
* Eirik is not bad, just evil, twisted, cruel and mean
<CJ> glad that pepsi missed my keyboard
<bucky-katt> rofl DAHwoman in quotes again
<gervy> rofl
<DAHwoman> its a dah thing
--

<Eirik_Bloodaxe> besides scotch is a mans drink .. maybe that's why laurie drinks it???
<gervy> roflmao eirik
* Eirik_Bloodaxe is glad she's not here lol
* Eirik_Bloodaxe dun want to see his genitalia nailed on the wall again.

<gervy> well i did want the banana
<gervy> thanks Eirik_Bloodaxe lol
* Deep-Thoughts (Deep-Thoug@119.154.70.73) has joined #Beginner
<Eirik_Bloodaxe> yep well that banana just got peeled
* DAHwoman shuts up

 

<|Gort|> mode phil +ring (I 0wn thee now)
*** |Gort| (klaatu@enforcer.dalnetbeginner.com) Quit (Killed (phil (oh I don't think so.)))

<Kookaburra> Oh... forgot to tell you about a funny sign I saw couple weeks ago
<Kookaburra> wanna know what it said
<CJ> what
<Kookaburra> it was a beauty salon.... with a chalk board which you write and display outside it says "What Wife Doesn't Deserve a Facial"

<Kookaburra> chan quotes are lame if i'm not on them
* CJ gives kookaburra a wedgie
<Kookaburra> we all know that
* Koalagrrl wakes up

<bobber> give me a kiss i then go laurie
<DAHwoman> oh god
* DAHwoman shows her fist.. kiss this!
<bobber> am going 
*** bobber was kicked by Laurie (Have you had your shots yet?)
<DAHwoman> lol he left abruptly
<Laurie> *nod*
<Laurie> Good riddence.

* CJ waits
<Laurie> We had a food day at work today to celebrate Valentine's day...a girl walks into the kitchen and someone asked her what she brought, her response was 'lil weinies'....without looking I said 'oh, looks like Jane has met my ex'
<CJ> HAHAHAHA
<CJ> um
<CJ> chan quote
<gervy> omg that is too funny
<gervy> go for it cj
<CJ> c h a n n e l q u o te !!!!!!!!!!
<RoyalBrat> yea u dont need a fishing licence this weekend
<CJ> (snicker)
<Laurie> I really need to learn to shut up specially at the office, never know who's around :)
<Some_guy> w
<CJ> there ya go!
<gervy> did they all fall out laughing tho Laurie
<Laurie> I finally got ticked off and blurted "damnit, this printer is like my ex...finished before I even get there"
<CJ> LOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOL
<gervy> omg i'm dying
<phil> oh man
<Laurie> Yeah, imagine my surprise when I heard the CEO behind me laffin
<Laurie> I was RED.
<RoyalBrat> hahha
<RoyalBrat> well if its true then it is
<Laurie> All I could think of to say was "my therapist says I've been doing really well hiding my feelings"

<bakam> in that work? lauire
<Laurie> bakam, tit's Laurie.
<Laurie> IT'S.
<DAHwoman> lol
<DAHwoman> oh man!
<Im_Overly_Confused> bakam, try this, type the letters l a u r i e
<Izagard> ok been 15minutes since dinner time for dessert
<Im_Overly_Confused> tit's ? Laurie's ?
<bakam> <Im_Overly_Confused> but can we speak?
<Laurie> *sigh*
<DAHwoman> *perk* Dessert?
<Im_Overly_Confused> Umm sure
<Izagard> really laurie? and i cant get a private chat with her,,, dammitt
<DAHwoman> i noticed the guys *perked* for tits
* DAHwoman hahahaha!
<Laurie> lol
<Im_Overly_Confused> bakam, what shall we speak about ?
<Izagard> perkie tits?
<Laurie> *slap*

<DAHwoman> no Im_Overly_Confused yer wrong women dont fart
<Laurie> Wasn't me.
<ezy> hh
<Laurie> Women don't!
<Im_Overly_Confused> okok, she *pooted*
<Laurie> We 'breeze'
<DAHwoman> lol
<TallDarknDeadly> if it smells good i can take the credit
<DAHwoman> breezy butt

* Eirik don't care, beef. lamb, pork, turkey, lamer
<Garren> lol
<DAHwoman> lol
<DAHwoman> yum lamer pie
<DAHwoman> its abundent here
<Eirik> it all comes out brown at the other end lol
<DAHwoman> not much hunting involved
<DAHwoman> they seem to just come by

<Eirik> true DAH ... like flies to the honey trap, the lamers just keep on coming
 
* DAHwoman humps on Can_I_Ride_Your_Mule to go for a ride
<DAHwoman> ackkkkkkkkkkk! Jumps!
<DAHwoman> oh crud
<bucky-katt> brb chan quotes
<Can_I_Ride_Your_Mule> huh??
* gadis_malam (pray@114.58.97.254) Quit (Ping timeout)
<CJ> hahaha
 
* DAHwoman puts the cat down. he got too heavy
<DAHwoman> and my lap got really hot
* ^BadDog^ sets mode: +l 31
<DAHwoman> kittys are hot
<DAHwoman> oh dear..
<DAHwoman> never mind
<DAHwoman> dont read that
<festus> glad it was cat she might have thrown me on floor
<bucky-katt> rofl DAHwoman
<bucky-katt> chanquotes!
<DAHwoman> lol
<DAHwoman> oh crud
[20:22] <CJ> stiff eh
[20:22] <Spook^> a bit like the energizer bunny in reverse
[20:22] <CJ> nahhhh just watch for socks
[20:22] <CJ> lolol
[20:23] <RoyalBrat> peter warmer
[20:23] <Spook^> in stead of going and going and going, its coming and coming and coming
[20:23] <CJ> you guys are BAD
[20:23] <RoyalBrat> spook in your case its dried up
[20:23] <RoyalBrat> u old fart
[20:23] <Spook^> lol
<Janie> he forgot how big he was
<Janie> i mean the popup was
<Koalagrrl> hmmms
<USARDrill> LOL
<Janie> O.O
<USARDrill> He has a big popup eh?
* Janie nudges drill
<Koalagrrl> grins
<Janie> DRILL!
<bucky-katt> rofl Janie
<bucky-katt> how big is he?
<Janie> lol
<USARDrill> lol
* Koalagrrl waits
* Janie hides behind drill instead and pokes him from behind
<Koalagrrl> oops
<bucky-katt> ahhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahah!
* Koalagrrl read that wrong
<Koalagrrl> tsk tsk
<Koalagrrl> lol
<gervy> erm
<Janie> wait... that soooo doesnt sound so good
<Kookaburra> I always go with chicks with little hands...it makes my package look bigger
[01:38] <Koalagrrl> which reminds me..have you seen the santa suits for dogs?
[01:38] * Koalagrrl shakes her head :((
[01:38] <CJ> umm no sure havent
[01:39] <AusStriker> i found a santa suit for my middle leg
[01:39] <bucky-katt> oh my god AusStriker lol
[01:39] <CJ> HAHAHAH
[01:42] <AusStriker> imma good boy hey i dont need to be in chan qoutes anymore
<RoyalBrat> Laurie did u ass on the chocolate diamond
<RoyalBrat> add on
<Laurie> Pardon?
<FalalaDAH> lol
<gervy> rofl
<FalalaDAH> ahahaha!
<RacerX> wtf?!
<bucky-katt> ass on a diamond?

<Eirik> it is ... it's got diseases not known by man, beast, waterfoul or poultry
<DAHwoman> yikes
<DAHwoman> and your eating it?
<DAHwoman> gets out the RAID
<Eirik> whispers to DAH yup .. the lastest discovery is cheviconcoctionitiis, related to I belive arch-lamerism

 

<Laurie> Bigbigman play nice in the sandbox, you never know who shit in it before you.

<picco3> i am a mummy maybe
<AusStriker> if i wasnt human would i be talking back?
<ndaaa> owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
<ndaaa> like thissss
<ndaaa> and u
<ndaaa> r u human?
<picco3> i am a mummy maybe
<AusStriker> if i wasnt human would i be talking back?

[23:14] <Kookaburra> I beat my d!c^ like it owes me money
[23:15] <bucky-katt> jhh8ujjkjguop;pjkgh
[23:15] <bucky-katt> thats me beating mr happy on the laptop
[23:15] <gervy> english bucky-katt
[23:15] <gervy> oh geez
[23:15] <gervy> cj do something please
[23:15] <CJ> hahaha
[23:15] <Kookaburra> well, when i put my mr happy, all the letters and punctuations get pressed
[23:15] <Kookaburra> yes..its that HUGE LADIES
[23:16] * CJ steals bucky katts' viagra and sustitutes a pic of kookaburra in spandex :-)
[23:16] <CJ> that oughta run mister happy off hahahahaha
[23:16] <bucky-katt> *BARF*

[22:17] <CJ> gives bucky a wedgie
[22:18] <bucky-katt> cant give a wedgie to someone that has no underwear on lol
[22:18] <CJ> ew ew
[22:18] <CJ> tmi
[22:18] <bucky-katt> that was butt hair youjust pulled on lol
[22:18] <CJ> ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
[22:18] * CJ washes his hands
[22:18] <gervy> oh geez
[22:18] <CJ> twice

[02:01] <Koalagrrl> really CJ?
[02:01] <DAHwoman> they sell the meat
[02:01] <Koalagrrl> wowowowowwo
[02:02] * Koalagrrl wanna see
[02:02] <Koalagrrl> fabulous
[02:02] <bucky-katt> meat? from a motorcycle?
[02:02] <CanadianPrincess> brb getting wet
[02:02] <CJ> heh
[02:02] <DAHwoman> no the buffalo
[02:02] <CJ> dare I comment
[02:02] <bucky-katt> chanquote!
[02:02] <CJ> she must be looking at chippendales calander again

<CJ> the other day bucky had a really excellent one and you were not home to witness it!
<hairytattoedbaldbiker> nahhhhhhhh i had taken a massive dump that day
<hairytattoedbaldbiker> stunk the entire house up
<Macloed> 'bucky's got the walkin farts again..'

 

<francheska> hello reng
<Laurie> Shhhh! I'm concentrating.
<gervy> oh what Laurie?
<Laurie> Workin on this website.
<CJ> youpr0n?
<CJ> ;D
<CJ> *runs*
<gervy> rofl you mean porn don't you cj
<Laurie> lol yeah that's it, can't tell ya how hard it is to take pics of myself for the site :P
<gervy> rofl
<CJ> wheeeeeeeee
<gervy> chanquotes

<bucky-katt> she beat hamish's ass when he sniffer her butt as she was eating DAHwoman

* FlamingoS wonders about accepting weiners on irc

<CJ> amazing who shows on the channel web page /stats *eyes harry-mudd* so thought I'd come on
<gervy> bucky says no body better leave before he can get here
* Harry-Mudd runs over and leaps in gervy's lap - wow - is that a taco or are you just glad to see me
<gervy> a taco?
<CJ> oh my
<CJ> heh
<CJ> chan quote there
<Harry-Mudd> well it couldn't be a banana

<RoyalBrat> leave my batteries alone
<bucky-katt> batteries for what RoyalBrat?
<RoyalBrat> ummm to charge me up in the mornings
<CJ> uh huh
<bucky-katt> chan quote lol
<CJ> heh

<ReptileMan> gonna get my work clothes ready for tommoz
<CJ> i wish i could stay up as long as i used to
<lexxer> |Highlander| ... or you could change channel lol
<CJ> yeah change that there channel
<|Highlander|> oh, wait..discovery goes off at 2am
<lexxer> CJ *************** whoops family channel
<CJ> hahahaha
<CJ> oh um
<CJ> yeah
<lexxer> cj you going to add that to chanquotes? roflmao

* obiewan needs mammie to give him a spanking
<CJ> oh my .......

<mammie> i got the wee problem
<obiewan> she's getting bigger cj
<mammie> now as for you obie
<CJ> ut oh obie in mammie's dog house now
<mammie> your grounded and in big trouble i sent an email to mrs obie
<obiewan> mammie they do make a product for that you know lol
<obiewan> rut-roh i am in trouble now

<bucky-katt> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm gator tail
<bucky-katt> mmmmm mmm mmmmmmmmmmmmc mmmmmmmmmmmm m
<RoyalBrat> hehe
<CJ> :-D
<RoyalBrat> i want a peice of tail
<RoyalBrat> oops
<CJ> um
<CJ> so when do ya want me to come over?
<CJ> :P
<RoyalBrat> sorry that didnt sound right
<CJ> suuuuuuure
<CJ> uh huh
<CJ> ^_^

<Garren> jugs boiled! brb...*quickly runs off*...
<RoyalBrat> hello Dragon^Tears
<Dragon^Tears> hiya rb
<RoyalBrat> jugs boiled not going to ask garren
<Janie> lol
<Janie> jugs
<Dragon^Tears> lol
<RoyalBrat> rofl
<CJ> that sounds damn painful
<RoyalBrat> boiled jugs guess he likes his milk warm
<CJ> HAHAHAHAHAHA
<Garren> lol
* Ms-Robin waits to be kicked by brat

[<SirDevon> masks the taste.... just don't slip it the tongue CJ, HAHAHA
<CJ> i heard tradition is you have to finish the bottle once its opened
<CJ> no way
<Janie> LOLOL
<Janie> i was gonna ask if tongue was involved
<CJ> I aint tonguing a fish *stop laffing dammit*
<SirDevon> lol... oh that's a given CJ.. there's never anything left in the bottle

<obiewan> bucky-katt you have to be gentle
<obiewan> if you use a big head and do it fast you dont feel a thing honest lol
* Dj_Ono (~h4ri@222.124.175.44) Quit (Quit: )
<obiewan> dont even ask RoyalBrat
 

obiewan> rb i like hitting my balls its fun
<bucky-katt> i like the heat, bit thats evil hot
<obiewan> its called spanking the monkey i think rofl
<bucky-katt> i dont like hitting my balls, that hurts!
 

<bucky-katt> i have a large, hairy one
<CJ> she has possession of the mouse though
<RoyalBrat> no comment

<Kookaburra> i always make chan quotes
<Kookaburra> I AM GOD

<Kookaburra> wasted away in margarita ville, looking for my lost shaker of laurie

<obiewan> i just finished stripping and the odour got to me so i had to take a break for fresh air
<obiewan> stripping wood that is
<CJ> O_O *looks at obie* this is the full monty redux eh
<obiewan> lol i meant to add wood in there cj rofl
<CJ> heh 

<CJ> yo yo what up kook
 * AsToK holds up a sign " all signs u see here are just to cover the bullet holes "
 <Kookaburra> it is dead everywhere today
 <CJ> how's it hanging
 * mammie hands kookie a miniature box of condoms
 <CJ> HAHAHAHAHAHAAH
<Kookaburra> mammie, its cold out... OK!
<mammie> good try
<CJ> I dont care who you are, thats funny - larry the cable guy

<AsToK> Do u have to pee? bucky-katt - if u dont i need to lit up a ciggie
<bucky-katt> i usually do
<CJ> spit shine, even
* CJ bats his blue eyes
<bucky-katt> lol CJ
<RoyalBrat> cause they is down a quart

* RoyalBrat was kicked by bucky-katt (this makes 70 kicks for you )
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* CJ sets mode: +o RoyalBrat
* ChanServ sets mode: +o RoyalBrat
<|Gort|> [RoyalBrat] I stole cj tushie and now its not for sale on ebay
<CJ> lolol
<mammie> ok
<RoyalBrat> well that got me off the 69
<CJ> lol
<CJ> but
<RoyalBrat> that didnt sound right
<CJ> um
<bucky-katt> no comment

* mammie is an innocent i never make the quotes thank goodness

<obiewan> i need a hrad one gervy
<bucky-katt> meow
<bucky-katt> you need a hard one eh obiewan?
<obiewan> llet me take dog downstairs bbrb

<RoyalBrat> i could streak around the channel

* bucky-katt takes his eyes out and bleaches em
<RoyalBrat> and that  would scare everyone away

<obiewan> i posted this to channel ş and you said <^Firenow^> acck put that lil thing away obiewan
<obiewan> <^Firenow^> ya know im talking about that tongue

* obiewan struts over to the corner - dang grounded! ; just cus i gave the tongue to lady hehehe

<obiewan> bucky-katt its pick on laurie cus she gots that pussy thing on her face and it is huge
<gervy> ok folks i need to go lie down .. too much walking and standing on concrete and my legs and back hurt
* man_utd is now known as Guest60161
<Laurie> LOL oh my gawd. obiewan!
<bucky-katt> ?????????????????????????????????????

<ReptileMan> i didn't date much in HS either...my lizard kept trying to attack the girls (or me if i smelled like i'd been out with one)
<obiewan> so you have moved around a tad then bucky-katt
* ^Firenow^ goes back to her corner and once again trys to stay quiet
<bucky-katt> you call it a lizard?
 

* DAHwoman is easy too. i like just about everything
<DAHwoman> cept stuff im alergic to
 

<obiewan> bucky-katt "tell" gervy to do woman's work and make you a tea! lol
<obiewan> j/k DAHwoman
<obiewan> <Garren> ok
<obiewan> <DAHwoman> oh boy!
<obiewan> <DAHwoman> yer gonna get it
<obiewan> <obiewan> DAHwoman now dont you tell her lol
<obiewan> gosh it wont send via pm
<gervy> stop that obiewan
<CJ> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahha
<gervy> and no it won't
<CJ> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahha
<obiewan> oh well he gets the point
<CJ> yeah so will someone else
<CJ> hehehe

<^Firenow^> i can do a 3 way too
<obiewan> you can?   is it fun?
<bucky-katt> *perk* 3 way?
<^Firenow^> omg
<obiewan> gmta bucky-katt
<^Firenow^> now that came out wrong
<^Firenow^> lolol
<obiewan> lol ^Firenow^ \
<obiewan> it most certainly did
<^Firenow^> well ya know what i mean i hope lol
* obiewan notices how quiet ^Firenow^ just became lol
 

<bucky-katt> brb folks gonna shit down and shake my laptop to try and clean ot the keyboard
[ bucky-katt ]Has left Irc at 8:30pm]

 

<Laurie> ....I was shittin on a bench

 

<obiewan> whats the matter mammie - dong with the boys in the corner

<bucky-katt> mammie last night i decided to see what would happen when i put the end of the vac hose to the "boys"
<bucky-katt> it hurt
<bucky-katt> bad
<mammie> um bucky your grounded go to your corner
<mammie> and laurie dont talk to him
<CJ> heheheheheh
<mammie> ------>!!!!!!
<bucky-katt> told ya i was strange
<mammie> kinky is more like it
<CJ> *hint* dont get anything close to those except your hand

 

<Kookaburra> francheska, Every time I pass wind... its but a kiss for your soft lips
<francheska> wow cool you can flush now

<francheska> blueberry
<Kookaburra> francheska, but whatever I produce on the toilet symbolizes my love for you
<CJ> hahahahahahahaahahahah
<gervy> roflmao
<francheska> thank you
<gervy> oh geez i'm cracking up here

<Kookaburra> *sung in the tune of wild thing* G string..do do do do..you make my wife sing do do do..you make everything.. seexy.... G string..I think I love you...
<CJ> HAHAHAHA
<CJ> you're sick, here have another LaBatt's
<gervy> you really really misread that one cj

<Kookaburra> I have a sexy beard ladies and gentlemen
<CJ> yeah?
<Laurie> That's nose hair.
<Kookaburra> suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure do
<CJ> heh
<gervy> ewwww

<francheska> good night
<Kookaburra> I actually got my butt waxed today... most horrific experience of my life
* CJ farts next to kook and walks off
<Laurie> Who's leaving?

<Kookaburra> GODrules... I'm trying to explain to myself how your rediculas comments and predictions of new world order and my sexuality pops in your head..you either 1) Played next to powerlines as a kid 2) Ate paint chips 3) Your parents share the same parents



 
<GODrules> gravey: I just fill you full of compiments and you in return as me if I'm a parents cousin and then say if my parents are stupid, just because I don't like to suck peni_
<Kookaburra> pencils?
<Kookaburra> i hate sucking pencils too
<Kookaburra> leads to led poisoning
<Kookaburra> then your sick... and have to be beside other idiots in the hospital..then you realize that idiot is Godrules
<RacerX> No no no, not pencils... Markers!
 

Pixie-Stick> bucky-katt ate 'me *nods*
<bucky-katt> i did?
<FalalaDAH> ROFL!
<Pixie-Stick> Erm, yeah
<bucky-katt> does racerx know?
<FalalaDAH> lol
<Pixie-Stick> awww hell, sorry
* bucky-katt smax himself
* bucky-katt hugs Pixie-Stick

* Laurie stuffs Kookaburra in a cock
<Laurie> SOCK!!!
<bucky-katt> ?????????????????
<Kookaburra> WOWOOW
<Laurie> oh shit, I'm sorry
<Kookaburra> AHAHAH
<Laurie> SORRY!!!
<raxxor> Byter wow acc mot rs acc
<Laurie> Gawd  I'm sorry
<Kookaburra> cock-a-doodle-dooo
<Kookaburra> QUOTE!!
<bucky-katt> brb in e-mail

<CJ> whats F12?
<Laurie> "finished"
* Laurie nods
<CJ> LOLOL
<Naya> LOL
<DAHwoman> ROFL
<RacerX> An F11 + 1
<Dingo> I have one F1, is "I swear the doctor said its not contagious" F2 "C'MON BABY, I don't care if you have an headache" F3 "YES, Iam the king"
<RacerX> Jeez
<Laurie> Dingo, you forgot F6: "Hon, shouldn't you be part of this too?"
<CJ> hehehe laurie
* DAHwoman < doh.wav >

<RoyalBrat> cj your going to get it
   *** BeginBot sets mode: +b *!*@125.161.195.107
   *** red_rose was kicked by BeginBot (Banned: join flood)
<gervy> that's what he's hoping
<CJ> LOLOLOL
<CJ> chan quote

<CJ> ok rb

<CJ> we'll do it in the channel
<Dragon^Tears> lol
<CJ> er not THAT
<CJ> i mean
<CJ> err
<CJ> do the dcc fix
<gervy> oh no you   won't do it in channel
<CJ> hahahahahahaah
<CJ> ok
<CJ> I be good
<CJ> dont smack me mammie
<CJ> pls
<CJ> :D
 

<bucky-katt> ow ow ow ow OW OW OW OW!
* Laurie trips bucky-katt
<CJ> whats wrong bucky???
<CJ> gervy kick ya?
<bucky-katt> i just put some ben-gay on my privates thinking it might get rid of an itch
<AusStriker> 3 on 3 mmm i like
<bucky-katt> it did...........................
<CJ> that HURTS!!!!!!!
*** Wintermute is now known as Kenji
<CJ> been there, done that
<bucky-katt> it's.................warm
<CJ> burns like hades
*** ^BadDog^ sets mode: +l 43
<bucky-katt> ok burning it stopping
<Laurie> You just what?
<bucky-katt> thank god
<CJ> oh put some water on it ya want warm
<CJ> lololololol
<CJ> chan quotes >:D
<bucky-katt> i put ben-gay on my privayes Laurie
<bucky-katt> privates
<CJ> lol
<bucky-katt> the itching is gone
<CJ> oh yeah
<Laurie> lol I have a comment for that but will refrain.
<CJ> i bet it is :)
<bucky-katt> lol why Laurie
<bucky-katt> i wanna hear
<BeerServ> oh man
<CJ> try benadryl lotion
*** ^BadDog^ sets mode: +l 45
<CJ> seriously
<CJ> dare i put that in chan quotes *cj whistles while thinking*
<BeerServ> go to "lovers package" you can get aerosol benzocaine.
<BeerServ> that'll take care of it.
<CJ> oh that numbs everything
<AusStriker> hey cj u feeling lucky?

<CJ> thats right
<CJ> so did you buy the new 4wd?
*** ^BadDog^ sets mode: +l 37
<AusStriker> the one i showed ya?
<CJ> the one you showed me?
<BeerServ> ¶:)   ¶:)   ¶:)   ¶:)   ¶:)   ¶:)   ¶:)   ¶:)   ¶:)
<CJ> lolololol
<AusStriker> fuck yea
<CJ> mmmmmm beer
*** CJ sets mode: +v BeerServ
<BeerServ> you cant say fuck here on channel!
*** BeerServ was kicked by ^BadDog^ (Bad word! Please to go to status! Bad kitty)
<CJ> HAHAHAHAHAAHAH
<CJ> HAHAHAHAHAAHAH
<CJ> sure ya can
<AusStriker> i beg the differ
<CJ> just have to be an op

Pixie-Stick> Altho they need them....with a lil bell....I think they're gettin tired of gettin stepped on, kicked in the dark, rolled over in bed....and shut in the panty.
<ooh-babi> ahh...poor kittys
<Pixie-Stick> pantry
<Pixie-Stick> not panty
<Pixie-Stick> christ
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<Pixie-Stick> NOT ONE smart ass msg.
<bucky-katt> all ours have collars with their names and addresses and phone numbers
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<gervy> who's panty
<bucky-katt> poor cats
<gervy> chanquotes
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<bucky-katt> it's stuffy in there
 

<RacerX> Heya (VipOrX) my little munkie-swooner
<VipOrX> All the single hotties put your hands in the air, and holla VipOrX and sing like ya jes dont care!
<VipOrX> woop woop!
<CJ> LOLOL

<CJ> i iron shirts for work all the time
<CJ> since i'm "management" *eye roll*
<RoyalBrat> management ummmm nope i is the boss
<RoyalBrat> and i make up honey to do list
<RoyalBrat> hehe
<gervy> yeah cj and i do iron shirts that need it when i'm working but i try to avoid those that need ironing lol
<gervy> roflmao i won't tell you what i thought you typed RoyalBrat but it wasn't honey
<CJ> honey do list???
<CJ> heh
<RoyalBrat> rofl
<josh4> anybody from india
<CJ> waits on mammie to ground gervy
<CJ> :)
<mammie> grounded
<gervy> i didn't do nothing
<CJ> HAHAHAH
<CJ> :)
<mammie> yes you did
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<mammie> i was watching
<CJ> :D :D :D :D :D :D
<mammie> just thining
<gervy> did not
<RoyalBrat> haha
<gervy> oh i wish i was thinning mammie lol
<mammie> you maybe the founder but your thoughts were not good ones
<CJ> busted!
<RoyalBrat> grounded lol got to love mammie when she does that
<gervy> hey i didn't type it RoyalBrat did its all her fault
<CJ> ^5's mammie
<RoyalBrat> haha
<mammie> um madame founder deal!!!!
<mammie> you are grounded i believe for the first time ever!
<RoyalBrat> thanks goodness i did not ban myself
* mammie struts across the channel as the grounder of the naughty ones
<RoyalBrat> cause there was some not so hot stuff lol
<gervy> roflmao
<mammie> i have never grounded her before
 

<CJ> hey gervy, what do ya think about me hiring royalbrat to be the ass engineer?
<CJ> oh no
<CJ> i mean
<BadWitch> rofl sounds good to me cj
<CJ> hey gervy, what do ya think about me hiring royalbrat to be the asst engineer?
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<RoyalBrat> ass
<CJ> damn
<BadWitch> roflmao
<CJ> sorry
<RoyalBrat> your hiring me as your ass
<BadWitch> cj you gotta put that on quotes page you know

<yada> blowjobbing may be :)

<Garren> never tried it but i bet its gooood
 

<RoyalBrat> bucky stop kicking yoyrsrlf
* bucky-katt smak RoyalBrat again
<bucky-katt> s
<RoyalBrat> ouchie
<CJ> oh yeah babiyyyyyy
<RoyalBrat> darn
* ^BadDog^ sets mode: +l 27
<RoyalBrat> i just said u had a smart ass
<bucky-katt> lol
<CJ> yeah
<RoyalBrat> and he smaks me
 

* bucky-katt tests the IQ of his backside
<bucky-katt> 167!
<RoyalBrat> haha
<RoyalBrat> as i said smart ass
<bucky-katt> lol
* bucky-katt is now known as bucky-smartbutt-katt
<bucky-smartbutt-katt> heh

<Pixie-Stick> I look up at the tv and look back down, all I see is "porn" and "supr remove your fingers"

<royalbrat> 8 to 10 inches across
<royalbrat> it was a huge
<CJ> hehe
<CJ> *snicker*



<USARDrill> I always want to stuff a box!!!



<CJ> i hope shes in a good mood when she gets off
<CJ> WORK
<CJ> sorry
<CJ> lol
<streetrat> lol
* Laurie backspaces
<CJ> stop snickering dammit

 

<AusStriker> someone have a big nite last night?
*** ^BadDog^ sets mode: +l 43
<CJ> errr
<CJ> ask RB
<AusStriker> i take that as a yes
<CJ> wait that wasnt last night ;-)
<RoyalBrat> it was the night before
<RoyalBrat> darn dinner was good
<AusStriker> now we dont wanna know what happended in the bedroom
<CJ> LOL
<CJ> CHAN QUOTE
<bucky-katt> »§« !bucky-katt boner.wav (47.49 kb) »§«
<jim-mm> LOL
<jim-mm> we've gotta code a !quote into one of the bots
<AusStriker> ya sure it was dinner and not dessert?
<RoyalBrat> both
[bucky-katt SOUND]
<bucky-katt> »§« !bucky-katt Beavis-LongLive.wav (3.58 mb) »§«
<AusStriker> get a rooom YA FILITHY AMINALS
<SantansPrincess> lol
<CJ> LOL
<RoyalBrat> animals
 

<Laurie> There ya go, be gentle and cup the chicken
<Laurie> ....before you choke it.
<gervy> roflmao
<bucky-katt> it must be a boy chicken
<DAHwoman> dam you guys
<gervy> lololol
<DAHwoman> CUT ok?
<bucky-katt> lol

<Laurie> Ok back.
<gervy> better than a pet cock roflmao
<gervy> wb Laurie

[21:32] <bucky-katt> i have my own boobs RoyalBrat
[21:33] <gervy> why would he wear a bra when he don't wear underwear half the time
[21:33] <RoyalBrat> rofl
[21:33] <CJ> aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[21:33] <bucky-katt> underwear doesnt let the boys breathe
[21:33] <RoyalBrat> u fly freely
[21:33] <Garren> hurts when ya jump around with no undies
[21:33] <bucky-katt> i freeeball
[21:33] <Garren> well does me
[21:34] <Garren> lol
[21:34] * bucky-katt does NOT jump
[21:34] <RoyalBrat> garren u freeball
[21:34] <Garren> nope
[21:34] <CJ> LOLOLOLOLOL
[21:34] <gervy> rofl but you sure do hit "the boys" a lot .... fence posts, bags of cat food, ummmm shall i continue
[21:34] <RoyalBrat> haha
[21:34] <Garren> lol
[21:35] <bucky-katt> lol the fence post was kind of funny

 

[13:48] <gopher> I was thinking of a sex change so I could have sex all

the time.

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[23:48] <CJ> hey
[23:49] <CJ> gort ya banned my fave place dammit
[23:49] <ikkleangel> haha
[23:49] <CJ> flips off Gort

[22:04] *** Garren sets mode: -o Garren
[22:04] <Cluehammer> Behave yourselves or I'll masdeop the lot of you!
[22:04] * daisy_dancer puts her gum in CJ's hair
[22:04] <Koalagrrl> cackles
[22:04] <Koalagrrl> still here
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[22:05] <CJ> oh sheit

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[01:53] <CJ> lmao
[01:53] <^BadDog^> i have a crush on ausstrikers feet
[01:53] <CJ> eeeeeeeeeewwwwwww

<DAHwoman> oh bucky.. im sure you know that the brushy thing you gotta keep wet goes inside the long HARD wood tube with the holes. and then the blowy thing on top of that
<bucky-katt> lololol yup DAHwoman

<DAHwoman> so the wet thing goes deep inside the holey thing
<bucky-katt> ahhhhhhhhhhahahahahh!
 

<DAHwoman> I sent the blowy thing to bucky

<DAHwoman> i had to make it into 3 parts. the blowy part, the part you gotta keep wet
<Laurie> *blinks*
<Laurie> *BLINKS*
<DAHwoman> and the long finger hole tube thingie
 

<DAHwoman> they are just wooding no berries
<DAHwoman> they are aweful!
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<DAHwoman> and sharp lil pricks too
<DAHwoman> dam!
<DAHwoman> oops.. thorns.. thorns!
<bucky-katt> lol chanquotes!
 

<CJ> its sure got quiet
<CJ> lol
<RoyalBrat> he is getting into my nuts
<CJ> um
<bucky-katt> lol
<CJ> lol [21:04] <RoyalBrat> i talk about nuts and they come out of the woodwork sorry Laurie

<Laurie> No issues RoyalBrat, if they're turned on by your nuts I'll send 'em your way!* gervy grabs the damn nuts and throws them out to the squirrells .. now shut the fuck up about the nuts you two
<CJ> wb
<gervy> :)))
<CJ> :)
<RoyalBrat> lol
<Laurie> LOL!
<CJ> LOL

<ooh-babi> startin to smell good here
<CJ> she'll get me if i do lol
<gervy> oh you took a shower did ya ooh-babi
<Laurie> lol gervy.
<CJ> OMG
<streetrat> stand back cjs thinking
<Deedsy> smells like Fall here.. felt like it too, today
<CJ> AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
<ooh-babi> ·gervy· yeah ...that too.. but i meant supper... ;P~~
<Laurie> I'm ready for Fall.
<CJ> i read that as fart, sorry, my bad

<AusStriker> dirty deeds done with sheep
<gervy> AusStriker!!!!
<AusStriker> sowwy
<AroyalBrat> lmao
<Elmofreak> lol i have that one
<AroyalBrat> no shearing the sheep in channel
<weirdikkleangel> haha
<gervy> i don't think he was shearing them roflmao
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<AroyalBrat> well i was being good
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<bucky-katt> lol they have these 24 inch corndogs at our fair
<DAHwoman> wow
<DAHwoman> a mouth full
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<DAHwoman> oh god...
<bucky-katt> mmmmmmmmmmm giant corndogs
<RoyalBrat> cluehammer u metal britches all we have to do is step on your tin food and feed u bots

 

[20:33] <bucky-katt> i wont say where i scratch though
[20:33] <CJ> sprays bucky for crotch crickets
[20:33] <CJ> lol
[20:33] <bucky-katt> heyyy
[20:33] <RoyalBrat> lmao
[20:33] <bucky-katt> no land crabs here
[20:33] <CJ> hahah
[20:33] <bucky-katt> cheese maybe
[20:33] <CJ> ew
[20:33] <CJ> ew ew
[20:33] <RoyalBrat> he is truning to have no butt
[20:33] <bucky-katt> oh man i didnt just type that

<gervy> oh yeah bucky-katt play the bagpipes when the neighbors play there loud music
<DAHwoman> oh maaaaaaaaaan.. did i type that?
<bucky-katt> a practice chanter
<DAHwoman> but it really does
<gervy> yeah you did DAHwoman rofl
<bucky-katt> hmmmmmm chanquotes!
<DAHwoman> rofl gervy get back at em
<DAHwoman> play off key
<DAHwoman> well its true
<gervy> yeah DAHwoman might work better than calling the cops
<gervy> that hasn't worked
<DAHwoman> i donno what its called.. but that what they said it was
<DAHwoman> lol for sure gervy
<DAHwoman> I should find it and send it to ya
<DAHwoman> I got it at a yard sale for 2 bux
<bucky-katt> cool!
<bucky-katt> wow

<DAHwoman> i cleaned it with alcohol
<DAHwoman> and blew it..
<DAHwoman> man its bad sounding thing
<bucky-katt> did it make tortured cat sounds?
<DAHwoman> prolly didnt somthing wrong
<DAHwoman> lol
<DAHwoman> ummmm sorta
<DAHwoman> its about a 10 inhces does that sound about right?
<DAHwoman> oh god..
<gervy> omg roflmao
<bucky-katt> rotflmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<DAHwoman> now dont take that out of context
<jim-mm> ehm, no?
<DAHwoman> stopit!
<jim-mm> sounds a little optimistic to me
<DAHwoman> a wet rubber 10 inch thinie ya gotta keep wet
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<DAHwoman> rofl jim-mm
<bucky-katt> lol thats about right
<jim-mm> OK, just WHERE are you going with this line of thought?
<DAHwoman> well im sending it to bucky
<DAHwoman> he NEEDS IT
<bucky-katt> and if ya blow it wrong it makes bad sounds too
<DAHwoman> help keep the neighbors at bay
<bucky-katt> lol yes i do
<bucky-katt> i'd love to have a practice chanter
<DAHwoman> well i donno how to blow it right
<DAHwoman> help me out here
<bucky-katt> rotflmfao
<DAHwoman> this is sounding bad
* jim-mm says NOTHING!
<jim-mm> not a word
<DAHwoman> good boy!
.<DAHwoman> so its a practice chanter?
<DAHwoman> i had no idea what it was
<DAHwoman> i gotta cute lil occerina too
<bucky-katt> yup
<bucky-katt> those are cool too
<DAHwoman> and a recorder
<DAHwoman> all for 6 bux
<bucky-katt> wow!!
<DAHwoman> nice wood too
<DAHwoman> and a bamboo reed thingie
<jim-mm> *bites tongue*
<bucky-katt> *choke*
<DAHwoman> lol
<DAHwoman> man now im getting msg. up the wazoo
<bucky-katt> hahahahahAHAHAHAH
<DAHwoman> people its instraments!
<bucky-katt> lol
 

<CJ> hell I'm lucky to have 2 bras he
<CJ> damn
<DAHwoman> lol
<DAHwoman> yes?
<CJ> 2 bars here on my cell
<DAHwoman> for yer many teets cj?

 

<kerfuffle> no deer here in africa .... how are you wiff elephant ?
<DAHwoman> prolly nothing in the deer family
<DAHwoman> well antelope?
<DAHwoman> are they in the same family?
<DAHwoman> like deer elk mooses?
<kerfuffle> noooooooooooo

<DAHwoman> what about kudu? is that a horny animal?
<kerfuffle> you cant eat mooses or Moise ? hahahahaha
<DAHwoman> rofl
<kerfuffle> kudu = antelope
<DAHwoman> yeah
<kerfuffle> flying ants?
<DAHwoman> are they good?
<DAHwoman> put them on ice cream
<DAHwoman> enythings good on ice cream :)
<kerfuffle> taste like peanut butter
<kerfuffle> lolol
<DAHwoman> you sure its not like chicken?
<DAHwoman> ahahaha
 

And now, one for gervy's birthday ..........

[20:35] <^SpiritWolf^> it woudl burn the house down if he found that many candles
[20:35] <RoyalBrat> lol
[20:35] <^SpiritWolf^> WHOOPS did I say that
[20:35] <CJ> LMAO
[20:35] <^SpiritWolf^> shhhhhhhh
[20:35] <CJ> AHAHAHAHAHAHA
[20:35] <RoyalBrat> rofl

<Laurie> Im-Too-Confused never lets me have any unf
<Laurie> fun
<Laurie> wow.
<lover-4> of what
<DAHwoman> I like unf better
<Laurie> lol
* DAHwoman takes Laurie's unf
<Laurie> I need my unf!
<lover-4> hhehehehe
<DAHwoman> no no its mine
<Laurie> I'll be unf-less
<DAHwoman> you didnt wannit
<DAHwoman> lol
<Laurie> Ohhhh yes I do
<Laurie> I do!
<DAHwoman> unut

<Laurie> *grin*
* Laurie struts with her unf proudly
<DAHwoman> unf-less?
<DAHwoman> good word
 

<CJ> yeah she makes the big bucks
<RoyalBrat> i know its not cheap
<RoyalBrat> lmao
<gervy> you need it for disney
<CJ> she was gonna hire me to be her private tit guy
<CJ> damn
<CJ> er
<CJ> it guy
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<CJ> shit
<Lox> what??
<CJ> lol
<Lox> that sounded like a decent job..

<bucky-katt> a skid mark is just a souvenier from a fart

<gervy> you guys are just plain gross

<RoyalBrat> well they all know what they say a skunk smells his own hole first

[21:01] <CJ> oh shiet
[21:01] <CJ> hide the beer
[21:01] <bucky-katt> lol no more beer for me today
[21:01] <bucky-katt> i drank 3 10.5% alcohol beers with dinner
[21:02] <CJ> jesus
[21:02] <CJ> um
[21:02] <CJ> got buzz?
[21:02] <CJ> lol

<ET-SR> wonder why they call them "hard" drives ..... I thought a women invented it
<RoyalBrat> he has the right wording for it
<Laurie> Eh, if that were true then my ex invented the floppy drive.
<Garren> lol
<CJ> LMAO

<Hexadecimal> You know. . you'll never hear me say I don't want a female over me. ;->

<bucky-katt> eating huge breasts

 

* karatekickinkiki_jayne throws water bombs at the evil ops
*** ^BadDog^ sets mode: +l 43
<CJ> oh my!
<CJ> plonks kkkj with a water balloon
* Garren pulls out my auto pie cannon,and fires ----===== {) ------=== {) -----===== [) Pies coming at karatekickinkiki_jayne!!
<CJ> heheheheheheheheh
<Garren> *edit*
<RoyalBrat> back
<CJ> nothing like a 1/2 meter water balloon
<CJ> gets out the super soaker water gun
<karatekickinkiki_jayne> ha at least u knoe who u are
<CJ> SPRAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
<CJ> lolololol
<CJ> wb rb
<CJ> sprays RB
<RoyalBrat> thanks cj
* karatekickinkiki_jayne gets the umbrella and runs outside cos its bad luck to open it inside
<CJ> wait shes sick oooooooooops damm
<CJ> hands RB a towel and waits to get his arese kicked lolol
* RoyalBrat gets out ice cubes and puts them down cj pants
<CJ> HEYYYYEYEYEYYY wooooooooooh ooooooooooooo danggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
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<karatekickinkiki_jayne> haha
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<CJ> runs amuck
<CJ> lol
* RoyalBrat clones mammie to ground cj all week
<karatekickinkiki_jayne> lol
<CJ> oh man
<CJ> :-(((((
<RoyalBrat> u got getting off that easy cj
<BeginBot> To find someone on mIRC, use /whois <nick> or /uwho <nick> like this --> /whois BeginBot
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<mammie> cj had 3 lifetimes worth already
<RoyalBrat> needs more

<Jane3> right.. i best go read for a while.. see ya's all later *hugs*
<RoyalBrat> ok jane
<CJ> nahhhhhhhhhh jane lol
<VeL_VeT> ain't gonna me no running amuck here with all the food packed in!
<CJ> ok jane, night!
<VeL_VeT> huggles later Jane:)
<VeL_VeT> let me guess Janie, playgirl? :)
<VeL_VeT> dang, too slow, lol
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<ozzy_retired> well...only the engineers
<DAHwoman> it had 2.. count em 2 5 1/4 floppy drives
<DAHwoman> no hard drive
<ozzy_retired> i can bet that much
.<DAHwoman> you ran stuff from one dick to another
<DAHwoman> ackkkkkkkk
.<DAHwoman> disk!
<DAHwoman> disk

 

<djmwt> not really , its no fun when everyone else is drunk but me

 

* SirDevon watches a mouse run through the room .......................... ~~( ,,°°>
<DAHwoman> EEEEEEEEEEK!
.* ^jester^ hands SirDevon a cold refreshing caffeine boosting Mountain .DEW.
<.<SirDevon> lol
* Tazzy2 throws the mousie at SirDevon
* DAHwoman humps on Lox lap
<DAHwoman> oh god.. no no JUMPS
<Tazzy2> LOLOL
<Davage`> hehehe
<DAHwoman> oh crud!
<SirDevon> humps? chan quotes!!!

 

<CJ> ya'll bad
<CJ> lol
<CJ> blinks      -_-    O_O
<DAHwoman> I was thinkin.. cant close my mouth.. thats too much to swallow
<Garren> «mp3» The Rubettes - Sugar Baby Love.mp3
* VeL_VeT doesn't byte and still keeps her mouth shut ;)
<DAHwoman> bad bad bad
<CJ> *perk*
<VeL_VeT> hmmmm, Rubberettes eh? :)
<VeL_VeT> nah
<CJ> opens chan quotes

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..<DAHwoman> memosex?
.<qasi> ok change the topic
<DAHwoman> wouldnt that be kinda very sloooooooooow going?
.<^ScooteR^> lol
<DAHwoman> i memo you.. you memo me

<DAHwoman> good grief!
<Garren> some like it slow DAHwoman
.<qasi> you 1st
<^ScooteR^> and only in the morning will take days
<DAHwoman> lolol
* DAHwoman smax Garren
<Garren> hehe
 

<VeL_VeT> I was dreaming I was on stage with Barbara Streisand, now is that WEIRD, or is that weird
.* VeL_VeT *shakes* her head
<DAHwoman> lol very weird VeL_VeT
.<VeL_VeT> too bad it wasn't a sex dream....
.* VeL_VeT would probably still be sleeping now!
.<DAHwoman> LOL with barbara streisand?
.<DAHwoman> ahahaha! yer funny
<VeL_VeT> grrrr, not with BS
<DAHwoman> ahahaha
.<VeL_VeT> with a man silly, OMG
.<VeL_VeT> somehow I knew you were gonna think that after I hit enter, lol

* VeL_VeT updates afl, DAH will bbs, she's driving naked to the church and back:)

[02:16] <VeL_VeT> you just made me drool my drink

[00:45] <Moishe> I happen to test water bras
[00:45] <Tazzy2> oh baby
[00:45] -> *Moishe* lol
[00:45] <Moishe> Can I help?
[00:45] <RoyalBrat> they broke
[00:45] <Tazzy2> I bet you do Moishe

[00:20] * DAHwoman needs a booby heater
[00:20] <CJ> lol

[00:21] <RoyalBrat> get a guy with warm hands
[00:21] <Tazzy2> me too.. a human booby heater

[00:13] <DAHwoman> at least its a clean sweat

[22:26] <CJ> let kittan use those handcuffs on tinman while he's sleeping
[22:26] <CJ> wakie wakie!
[22:26] <CJ> that'll get his attn when he takes that casual 3am pp break half asleep ;-)
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[22:27] <kittan> hey cj...hows v??? ltns on her...hope ass is well
[22:27] <kittan> all...darn keyboard
[22:27] <VeL_VeT> wow
[22:27] <CJ> you'll have to ask buckykatt about the ass end of that ...
[22:27] <CJ> but she's well :D
[22:27] <CJ> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahh
[22:27] * VeL_VeT wondered what gervy's ass had to do with being well kittan, roflmao, that was funny! :))))))
[22:27] <CJ> channel quote
[22:27] <kittan> omg i dont believe i did that.....lolol

[02:17] <Gopher2> welcome back CJ
[02:17] * VeL_VeT 's only interested if the weather dude is NUDE Ski
[02:17] <CJ> lol
[02:17] <CJ> aaaaaaaahahahah

[02:23] <Ski> no the weather dude was not nude.
[02:23] <VeL_VeT> damn
[02:23] <Garren> ;lol
[02:23] <CJ> lmao
[02:23] <Gopher2> why wasn't he nude
[02:23] *VeL_VeT* she's not here often
[02:23] <Ski> because he wasn't.
[02:23] <CJ> wrong thing to use for a pointer, matey ....
[02:23] <Koalagrrl> thats a shame lol
[02:24] <Garren> damn straight ppl

[01:13] <VeL_VeT> COCK FLOOD???? Where CJ?
[01:13] <WooleySox> krispy!
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[01:13] <BeginBot> unfs CJ
[01:13] <Ski> oh my
[01:13] <CJ> LOLOLOL
[01:13] *** kammiya was kicked by |Gort| (Banned: chinese netblocks are being banned due to too much hacking actiavity and lamerage)
[01:13] <DAHwoman> i want that
[01:13] <Ski> VeL_VeT try craigslist
[01:13] <CJ> what?
[01:13] <Garren> cock ???...haha
[01:13] <DAHwoman> ill take one VeL_VeT
[01:13] <CJ> do i dare ask, DAH?
[01:13] <VeL_VeT> grrrrrrrrrrrr, CLOCK
[01:13] <DAHwoman> lol ski
[01:14] <CJ> i already got one, thanks anyways
[01:14] <DAHwoman> sure cj
[01:14] <Jane3> lol
[01:14] <VeL_VeT> huggles thanks on the WB Ski:)
[01:14] <MisMichievous> lol
[01:14] <Ski> !ping
[01:14] <DAHwoman> flood me with them all you want!
[01:14] <CJ> pong
[01:14] <VeL_VeT> lol thanks WS:)
[01:14] * DAHwoman doesnt mind
[01:14] <VeL_VeT> huggles MisMichievous, how are you? :)
[01:14] <Ski> hmmmmm
[01:14] <kayte> omg.. u guys.. have u all gone nuts? rofl.. i sure hope so..

[03:50] * Super1 puts on white speedos , u called ?
[03:50] <Janie> lol
[03:50] <byrnsy> there is the reason we tell you not to smoke meth and come onto the internet

<SirDevon> lol USAR.. it's been a while.. but not that long.. uhhh errr, that didn't come out right either

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* Super1 pulls me speedo up , now stop talking bout crack..sesnistive topic

<Etonicc> thankies
<Tazzy2> later Etonicc.. huggles
<DAHwoman> was it a 6 or 12 incher?
* Tazzy2 steals his subbie when he is not lookin
<DAHwoman> if its 12 you can share
<Etonicc> huggles back Tazzy2
<DAHwoman> hugs
<Tazzy2> oh chanquotes
<DAHwoman> oh crud

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<bucky-katt> oh shit
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<forensick_91> this room gettin flood
^BadDog^ sets mode: +l 41
<VeL_VeT> roflmao and that's entertainment!!!! ;)

<Tazzy2> oh here comes msg
<DAHwoman> VeL_VeT eating a huge sausage.. too good to paass up
<CJ> *OMG*
<Tazzy2> uh huh... lol
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<CJ> aaaaaaaaaaahahahah webcam!
* VeL_VeT sticks out her tongue at CJ and blows a huge razzberry!:Ş
* Dragon^Tears is glad she's almost asleep
<Tazzy2> watch out.. it might get bitten
* VeL_VeT has a BIG mouth....what can she say :P
<azzziz> hi every body
<CJ> sticks out his umm feather
<Tazzy2> oh gawd.. chanquotes
<Ski> dunno...
<Tazzy2> LOLOL
<DAHwoman> oh geez
<VeL_VeT> roflmao DAH!!!!
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<Ski> what do you suppose would be appropriate to say?
<Tazzy2> ok all.. I am going outside to cool off again
* VeL_VeT had a mouthful on that missy! :P
<VeL_VeT> hahahahaha, that was funny:)
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<CJ> and how was it >:D
<Ski> or better yet: something inappropriate might work too.
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<DAHwoman> oh.. i put it in private notice
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<CJ> put it in where?
* VeL_VeT keeps her lips *sealed*....ain't gonna say nothing, no way no how and you can't even beat it outta me :P
<VeL_VeT> beat it ;)
* VeL_VeT *giggles* :)
<DAHwoman> lol
<Ski> hmmmmm???


 

<CJ> its NOT miles long!
<CJ> :D
<DAHwoman> no thats the other thing
 

<Tazzy2> mammie is grounded

<bucky-katt> gonna go pet the pussies
<bucky-katt> cats that is
<RacerX> mammie: While it's true - I am the sexiest user here, I do belong to Laurie

<NHL_FREAK> hi anyone know where ican get some questions answered about a dream i keep having
<NHL_FREAK> someone please
<gervy> roflmao NHL_FREAK try your therapist
<VeL_VeT> what's wrong NHL?
<Tazzy2> NHL_FREAK this is a MIRC help channel.. not a dreams help channel
<NHL_FREAK> ya but there ha to be a channel on mirc
* VeL_VeT puts on her dear gabby hat, ok what's the dream NHL?
<Tazzy2> LOLOL
<NHL_FREAK> i keep seeing this red silk cloaked figure in my dreams
<Tazzy2> oh gawd VeL_VeT
<gervy> NHL_FREAK then tye /list dreams
<VeL_VeT> hmmmm,
<Tazzy2> little red ridinghood
<VeL_VeT> means you're going to HELL NHL_FREAK, sorry, but that's what I read outta your dream:)
<Cluehammer> Gan you give me directions? I can't find it on Google Maps...
<Tazzy2> he is the wolf.. the end
<gervy> NHL_FREAK don't even start ... bucky katt told me your dream is not nice
<NHL_FREAK> its black then room lights up with flames then this omen like figure dressed in red silk apears and the dream ends
<gervy>    ______====]OO|_-_-__][©  ¡!¡Hey NHL_FREAK! °°°°
<gervy> [_______]_|®®_________)¡    ! ¡ Lamer Train! ¡ ¡
<gervy> oo oo'oo ' OO OO -|ooo.\\    ~ Here's Your Pass!
<VeL_VeT> ok, well you better STOP NHL_FREAK, gervy is the boss!
*** NHL_FREAK was kicked by gervy (gervy)
*** gervy sets mode: +b *!*@S01060018f85b2ff7.cg.shawcable.net
<VeL_VeT> rofl, ooops, too late
<Tazzy2> LOLOLOLOL
<gervy> ok what was the trigger for that one Cluehammer
<Tazzy2> going to hell maybe
<Cluehammer> Gan you give me directions? I can't find it on Google Maps...
<Tazzy2> there we go
<gervy> roflmao
<VeL_VeT> wow
<gervy> hell
<gervy> rofl has to be going to hell i guess
<Cluehammer> Gan you give me directions? I can't find it on Google Maps...
<VeL_VeT> I totally missed that one guys, wondered why the google map was out
<Tazzy2> yeppers
<gervy> yup lololol
<Tazzy2> LOLOL
* gervy thinks jim had too much time on his hands the other day lol
<VeL_VeT> lol
<Tazzy2> yeah but it is funny when he puts new ones in there
<Tazzy2> I laugh hard

By the way, it's spelled  "Can"     -- webmaster  ;-)

<CJ> hits the dive klaxon
<CJ> BONG BONG "dive Dive"
<Tazzy2> LOLOL
<CJ> prepare to dive the boat, captain
<Tazzy2> you all are crazy
<VeL_VeT> dive?
*<VeL_VeT> OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
<Tazzy2> specially after last night
<Tazzy2> lmfao
<VeL_VeT> gotta LOVE head first eh? :)))))
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Ski
<Tazzy2> OMG he gets it
<CJ> hey the light bulb is on
<Tazzy2> WHAT... now what did I do
<CJ> lol
<Tazzy2> OMFG
<Tazzy2> CJ.. chanquote that please
<Ski> oops
<VeL_VeT> wow, did I just say that?
<Ski> hmmm???
<CJ> lmao
<CJ> lmao
<VeL_VeT> he started it though
<CJ> *perk* head?

 

DAHwoman> a meat salesmen came by
<DAHwoman> he was desperate to sell his meat
<Janie> LOL
<DAHwoman> so i bought a bunch
* Janie re-reads hat
<Janie> that
<DAHwoman> lol
<DAHwoman> oh crud!
<Janie> LOLOL
<DAHwoman> oh shoot
<DAHwoman> i didnt even realize!
* DAHwoman gasps
<Janie> how much ya give me to not send it to quotes!
<DAHwoman> lol
<DAHwoman> im dieing
<DAHwoman> im sooo lame!
<DAHwoman> thats funny tho
<Janie> nah it's me.. rofl
<DAHwoman> oh god
<Janie> i got tears
<DAHwoman> but any way he had some terrific meat
<Janie> my dad is sittin right next to me.. like 1 metre away


<CJ> hey I found some men's underwear on cafepress.com
* DAHwoman < (van-halen)-hot-for-teacher.wav >
<CJ> says "caution, choking hazard" on them
<TheTeacher> and Ernest Scared Stupid
<CJ> i was like WHATTTTT?!!!
<CJ> lol
<TheTeacher> and Ernest goes to camp
<DAHwoman> ROFL cj
<TheTeacher> ewwww CJ
*** Ernest is now known as Guest44541
<TheTeacher> and now Ernest becomes Guest:)))))
<TheTeacher> not the chokin' part
<CJ> the others .. I like this one .. said VIRUS FREE (I use a Mac) on them

<TheTeacher> too much cross gender mixing it seems people changing their hats daily here
<[4ku> so there are fake girls huh?
<DAHwoman> or just lick the word #teens

 

<Lox> when your trying to lick the carpet.. sometimes you get a rug burn..

<VeL_VeT> but then that would be a rug burnt tongue, yes ? :)

<VeL_VeT> horse clippers would be good for hairy butts I guess
<bucky-katt> lol my butt hair gets caught in the blades
<VeL_VeT> be alot courser then the hair on your head, pits or chest I guess!
<RoyalBrat> well braid them bucky-katt
<bucky-katt> nahhhhhhhhh i like the insulation during the winter months
<bucky-katt> no worries about cold toilet seats

<VeL_Vet> lol Tazz, I was gonna say who's Jack:)
<^sInFuLlyWilD^> yeah yeah yeah VeL_VeT... damn tab key
<VeL_Vet> lol you scared Jack off, he LEFT
<^sInFuLlyWilD^> LOLOL
<^sInFuLlyWilD^> yeah well..
<VeL_Vet> Jack's off
<RacerX> *cough*
<^sInFuLlyWilD^> uh huhuhuh.. lol
<Jane3> LOL
<Corey> like i said... too easy
* Jane3 tells VeL_VeT to re-read that
<mammie> someone should be sending quotes to cj
<VeL_Vet> he chose the dang nickname, NOT me, lolol
<^sInFuLlyWilD^> she knows what she typed... lol
[Izagard:#beginner MP3] Jack Off Jill - Bruises are Back in Style.mp3

<mammie> you get to wear a low cut top
*** Lamer-Magnet is now known as Laurie
<mammie> yahooooo
<CJ> :D
<mammie> meg says if you got it flaunt it
<bucky-katt> can i wear a speedo next time we go out gervy?
<mammie> um bucky no
<CJ> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

<bucky-katt> oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh they sighted beaver in NYC
<gervy> or encase them in chicken wire lol
<bucky-katt> a beaver i should say
*** ^BadDog^ sets mode: +l 29
<gervy> who wasn't wearing underwear bucky-katt
<CJ> theres a lotta beavers in nyc
<CJ> umm OH
<Tazzy2> LOLOLOL
<CJ> errr
<CJ> erase that
<seattle39> hmmmm
<CJ> bad bucky

<tdd> cj lost his pants over cheesecake lol
<DAHwoman> wow
<DAHwoman> good to know
<tdd> lol
<tdd> scary thought..
* DAHwoman chalks that up to how to get cjs pants off notes

<tdd> led to conversation of waxing hair off lol
<tdd> amazing eh
<tdd> from cheesecake to depilattory methods
 

[22:43] <RoyalBrat> mammie the only butt kissing i do is oh shoot not telling
[22:43] <CJ> heh
[22:43] <Moishe> I don't do corners
[22:43] <CJ> mons rb
[22:43] <CJ> moons

[22:44] <RoyalBrat> mammie cj don't moon he just bares it all

<DAHwoman> ummmm

<DAHwoman> ummm
* DAHwoman is blushing again
<Tidyboy> lol DAHwoman
<RoyalBrat> DAHwoman were u good
<DAHwoman> oh yes.. iwas really good
<DAHwoman> he even said so :)
<DAHwoman> jk
<RoyalBrat> omg rofl
<bucky-katt> !?!?!?!?!
<Tidyboy> lol DAHwoman you are evil, but a wonderful evil
<bucky-katt> another chanquote
<RoyalBrat> lol
 

<DAHwoman> i told my new bf the house i wanted here

<DAHwoman> hahahaha!
<Garren> i just had a big pizza for lunch, now i want a sleep lol
<DAHwoman> well hes not my bf yet
<DAHwoman> but he could be
<bucky-katt> mmmmmmmmm pizza
<DAHwoman> mmmmmmmmmmmmm where?
<bucky-katt> is he a fireman? lol
<Garren> home made :)~~
<DAHwoman> i had a ceaser salad for lunch
<DAHwoman> im still full
<DAHwoman> mmmmmmmmmmmmm yum
<Garren> if he is you could slide down his pole
<bucky-katt> rotflmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

[05:30] <USARDrill> I was hoping you were gonna end that with... ties USARDrill down....
[05:31] * CJ type < !CJ ThankYouSir.wav > to get this wav <ThankYouSir.wav is 269356 bytes>
[05:31] <VeL_VeT> it's in my face
[05:31] <USARDrill> lol
[05:31] <AusStriker> really?
[05:31] *** jepongzki was kicked by ^BadDog^ (Banned)
[05:31] <CJ> heh
[05:31] <VeL_VeT> it's loooooooooooooong
[05:31] *** |Gort| sets mode: +b *!*@125.16?.*
[05:31] <VeL_VeT> hi Ri_r
[05:31] <USARDrill> roflmao

[05:28] <AusStriker> USARDrill the boob warmer

[03:51] <convict> I noticed I am not on the quotes page   

<VeL_VeT> wanna clue me in guys? lolol
<VeL_VeT> who's bobbit we slicin'? :P
<DAHwoman> ack
* DAHwoman smax Laurie
<Laurie> LOL!
<Laurie> I have a warped sense of humor.
<Laurie> Blame it on Sinphul.
<DAHwoman> GAG ME!
<Jane3> we do too
<Laurie> lolol
<DAHwoman> oh yer bad big time
<VeL_VeT> with a SPOON
* Laurie falls over laffin
<DAHwoman> nooooooooo more oreos for me
<Sinphul> hey.. don't blame me..
<DAHwoman> ack!
<DAHwoman> wb Sinphul
<VeL_VeT> hahahaha, I remember that era real well! :)))))
<Laurie> lol DAHwoman, ya don't know what yer missin!
<Jane3> yeh Sinphul started it somehow
<Sinphul> I don't belong to the same gender as that knife happy woman!
<Laurie> Its all Sinphul's fault.
<DAHwoman> well the way you splained em Laurie i dont wanna know
<Laurie> lmao
<Laurie> Hey, I'm innocent here, just made one lil comparison!
* Jane3 giggles
<Sinphul> Oh great.. mob of women..who are now influenced.. by bobbit.. I'm sleeping with one eye open..and a chasity belt on!

* Laurie bats her baby blue eyes.
<DAHwoman> ew ew ew ew
* DAHwoman smax Laurie again
<DAHwoman> with an oreo COOKIE!
* Jane3 phones the locksmith
<VeL_VeT> speakin' of slicin' eating pizza here:)
<DAHwoman> mmmmmmmmmmm pizza
<DAHwoman> nuttin better
<Jane3> any hotdogs ??
<DAHwoman> its the 4 main food groups
<Jane3> lol
<Laurie> Pepparoni on that pizza, VeL_VeT?
<DAHwoman> ewwwwwwww janie
* DAHwoman puts janie in the corner with Laurie
<Laurie> lol Jane3, I love you
<DAHwoman> you two behave!
* Jane3 giggles
<Laurie> *dimples*
* Jane3 bats her eyes
<DAHwoman> you guys are sickos
<Laurie> See? We never do anything!
<Laurie> lol hey, made myself laff on that one.
<DAHwoman> no.. sweet and innocent
<Dragon^Tears> who's got the quotes out
<Laurie> ...and believe me, it wasn
<Jane3> yeh sweet like...
<Laurie> wasn't nearly as bad as I was thinkin!
<Jane3> cookies and cream!!!
* Jane3 runs outta the room
<Laurie> LMAO
<Laurie> That's what I was think, I said milk!
<Laurie> I'm fine, heart_attacker. You?
<Laurie> *thinkin even.
<Laurie> Good gawd.
<Jane3> you did??? gawd
<Jane3> lol
* Laurie giggles
<Jane3> *srolls*
<Laurie> Well, it was an oreo after all.
<Jane3> dimmit!
<seattle39> oreos and strutting?
<Laurie> lol see DAHwoman, she's worse than me!
<Jane3> hehe
* Laurie struts
<VeL_VeT> k I gotta scroll to see what I'm missing here, brb
<Jane3> great teacher ;)
<DAHwoman> you guys are all bad bad bad
<DAHwoman> no worser no better
<Laurie> Good good and even better.
* seattle39 pinches Laurie as she struts by
<Laurie> lol
<Jane3> lol seattle39
 
 

[20:06] <VeL_VeT> k scratch the cherry part, it's STRAWBERRIES, yummie!!!!!!!!!!!:)
[20:06] <Tazzy2> oh I am not saying NUFFIN to that VeL_VeT
[20:06] <VeL_VeT> still a little frozen, but I ain't waitin' any longer
[20:06] * VeL_VeT gets a numb tongue
[20:06] <Tazzy2> ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[20:06] <Tazzy2> OMG
[20:06] <Tazzy2> no no no nono
[20:06] <Tazzy2> stop
[20:07] <Papa^G> «mp3» Thin Lizzy - Cold Sweat.mp3
[20:07] <VeL_VeT> want a bite Tazz? :))))))
[20:07] <Tazzy2> uumm VeL_VeT.. I don't bite other girls cherries.. thanks
[20:07] * VeL_VeT looks at Tazz, don't make me *choke* on my cherry please, I'm trying to eat!!!! :))))
[20:08] <VeL_VeT> and it's strawberries I said, lolol
[20:08] <Tazzy2> oh gawd.. I can't breathe... I am laughing toooo hard
[20:08] <Tazzy2> yeah.. but you SCRATCHED the cherry
[20:08] <VeL_VeT> I did NOT
[20:08] <Tazzy2> ok.. chanquotes.. brb
[20:09] <VeL_VeT> good
[20:09] <VeL_VeT> now I can eat in peace man :P

 

[02:18] * DAHwoman hands Gracy9 the binoculars
[02:18] <AusStriker> lol
[02:18] <CJ> thick or no?
[02:18] * mrsausstrikertobe never tells
[02:18] <Tazzy2> I gotta see this answer
[02:18] <DAHwoman> oh thick very very thick!
[02:18] <Tazzy2> LOLOLOL
[02:19] * mrsausstrikertobe asks dovianna if she is free on saturday i need a witness
[02:19] *** ^BadDog^ sets mode: +l 51

[02:13] * DAHwoman leaves the latex nurses outfit in the corner for the next victom!
[02:13] <Dovianna> :P

[02:01] <byrnsy> waiting for the nurse in latex!
[02:01] <Tazzy2> LOLOL byrnsy
[02:01] * mammie reminds byrnsy that latex can create a rash

[02:00] * mammie whispers in ausstriker's ear i hear your hot
[02:00] * DAHwoman tapes her fingers
[ Ski ]Has left Irc at 02:00am
[02:00] <AusStriker> really and who told u that
[ Ski ]is on Irc at 02:00am
[02:00] * mammie never reveals her source
[02:00] <AusStriker> oh really

[00:22] <Tazzy2> CJ is grounded tooooo
[00:22] <mammie> ok dah that makes you grounded for life
[00:22] <DAHwoman> see you cant ground me!
[00:22] <Lox> DAH doesn't agree with me being grounded..
[00:22] <mammie> i am not!!!!!!
[00:22] <mammie> and
[00:22] <AusStriker> do it
[00:22] <DAHwoman> ops cant be grounded.. right?
[00:22] <Tazzy2> not me.. I am innocent... lololol
[00:22] <USARDrill> Umm...where am I grounded too????
[00:22] * Harry-Mudd grounds mammie - into the ground - groovy
[00:24] <mammie> ok lets list the rules of being grounded
[00:24] <mammie> 1 no sharing corners
[00:26] * Tazzy2 joins USARDrill in his no exits corner
[00:26] * Harry-Mudd grounds Tazzy2 AGAIN
[00:26] * mammie goes to the nunnery for sanity
[00:26] <CJ> enter only?
[00:27] <mammie> oki think tammers needs to be here
[00:27] <DAHwoman> oh god!
[00:27] <DAHwoman> bad bad bad
[00:28] *** |Gort| sets mode: +b *!*intan_bin@203.130.240.226
[00:28] <mammie> she needs to lighten her load
[00:28] <CJ> aint seen her since methusela was a young man
[00:28] <USARDrill> lol
[00:28] <mammie> i saw her yesterday
[00:28] <DAHwoman> tell her we miss her
[00:28] <CJ> she instinctively knows when I'm not on line lol
[00:28] <DAHwoman> aflamingo and zukee said to say hi to everyone
[00:28] <mammie> yes wel whose fault is that
[00:29] <Lox> Hi!
[00:29] <mammie> cj hmmmm
[00:29] <DAHwoman> awe
[00:29] <CJ> dunno, aint mine lol

[00:30] <Tazzy2> oh I know what I missed.. being in the corner with USARDrill... come here you

[00:19] <DAHwoman> lol Tazzy2 you and innocent dont belong in the same sentence
[00:19] <mammie> tazzy is not inncoent
[00:19] <Tazzy2> yes.. ME!!!!!!!
[00:20] <Harry-Mudd> <== not saved - thank God
[00:20] <USARDrill> lol

[00:18] <mammie> harry is now grounded
[00:18] <USARDrill> Okay..so we know DAHwoman likes em thick

[06:37] <Jane3> my battery is about to goooooooooooooooo

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